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Tagged: Patrick Stewart

· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Jan 3, 2019

Hit or Bomb? January 2019 movie predictions

It’s January, Hollywood’s usual dumping ground for lackluster movies, and this year might be the Januariest January in recent memory. Despite a paltry slate consisting mostly of films you can’t believe didn’t go straight to streaming, our box office gurus…

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· by Tyler Peterson · Oct 8, 2018

The Official Drinking Game of the New Picard Series

In an unprecedented step for the Star Trek franchise, it’s been announced that Sir Patrick Stewart will trek through the stars once again in a new series about the further adventures of Captain Jean-Luc Picard. Picard was a natural choice…

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· by Susan Velazquez · Mar 14, 2017

Logan (2017): A fitting farewell to an aging franchise

Logan says goodbye to the Wolverine in a way that's respectful to Hugh Jackman's tenure and tackles what mortality means, which is generally difficult to do for characters who are either literally immortal or too iconic to fade away.

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· by Rick Lewis · Mar 10, 2017

Let's talk about Patrick Stewart's penis (and his beef with Donald Trump)

Imagine my surprise when my daily Google search for “Patrick Stewart’s penis” turned up several actual news sites.

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Mar 1, 2017

Hit or Bomb? March 2017 movie predictions

It’s a new month, and time for another batch of box office predictions. We’ve finally escaped the movie dumping grounds better known as January and February and entered that time of the year when there’s at least some small chance…

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· by Thomas Stockel · Jul 7, 2016

VIDEO: Ranking the Star Trek films (part 2 of 2)

Part two of a two part ranking of all 12 Star Trek films, from worst to first.

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· by Thomas Stockel · Jun 26, 2016

VIDEO: Ranking the Star Trek films (part 1 of 2)

Part one of a two part ranking of all 12 Star Trek films, from worst to first.

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· by Cindi Brown · Jun 10, 2015

Bert and Ernie, the Homophobic Baker, and Captain Picard

Patrick Stewart has something to say about a baker in Northern Ireland who refused to write a pro-gay slogan on a cake depicting an image of Bert and Ernie.

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· by Rob Kirchgassner · May 18, 2015

5 reasons the TNG movies weren’t that good

“The four TNG movies had some good ideas, but those were sadly overshadowed by the studio’s desire to turn TNG into something it wasn’t.”

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Mar 24, 2015

When Reading Rainbow went behind the scenes of Star Trek: The Next Generation

“Unfortunately, we’re not going to find out how they did the saucer separation trick, or how they made that guy’s head explode in ‘Conspiracy’, or anything else cool that happened in the first season of TNG.”

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· by Rick Lewis · Jan 16, 2015

Patrick Stewart is just the worst airline seatmate ever

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· by Thomas Stockel · Sep 2, 2014

Should Picard have died? Part 2: How Trek goes on without him

“I’m going to indulge in wild speculation here in regards to what the Star Trek franchise could have looked like without Picard. And that involves treating the entire Star Trek franchise as one whole story.”

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· by Thomas Stockel · Aug 5, 2014

Should Picard have died in “Best of Both Worlds”?

“We go from a buildup where the status quo might be changed Forever! to one where ultimately there are no consequences whatsoever. And in the long run, this cripples the franchise.”

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· by Ed Harris · May 19, 2014

Franchise Evolution: Which X-Men movie is the best?

“Jesus, maybe it’s just the line reading the actress gives, but the only way this scene could be less subtle is if Wolverine suddenly broke into a song and dance routine.”

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· by Dok Zoom · Mar 4, 2014

Jon Stewart Explains Russian Invasion Of Crimea: Just An Armed Surprise Party For Old Friends (Video)

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· by transbot · Feb 19, 2014

Science Nice Time: Rumors of Adorable Moon Rover Jade Rabbit’s Death Exaggerated

Science Nice Time: Rumors of Adorable Moon Rover Jade Rabbit's Death Exaggerated

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · May 15, 2013

VIDEO: Star Trek Nemesis (2002)

On the eve of the Star Trek franchise heading into darkness, Dr. O'Boogie looks back at the TNG cast's final outing Star Trek Nemesis, which somehow became the most reviled entry in the series despite there being a few other Star Trek movies that are at least as dumb. But it's a shameless ripoff of Wrath of Khan starring an up and coming British actor, and who would possibly want to see that?

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· by Ed Harris · Mar 22, 2013

Star Trek: The Next Generation “Conspiracy” (part 4 of 4)

“Picard and Riker are not convinced, an attitude they express in a refreshingly non-Trekkian manner by pulling their phasers and shooting Remmick in the face until his head explodes messily.”

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· by Ed Harris · Mar 22, 2013

Star Trek: The Next Generation “Conspiracy” (part 3 of 4)

“Picard and Riker are not convinced, an attitude they express in a refreshingly non-Trekkian manner by pulling their phasers and shooting Remmick in the face until his head explodes messily.”

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· by Ed Harris · Mar 22, 2013

Star Trek: The Next Generation “Conspiracy” (part 2 of 4)

“Picard and Riker are not convinced, an attitude they express in a refreshingly non-Trekkian manner by pulling their phasers and shooting Remmick in the face until his head explodes messily.”

Tagged: Patrick Stewart

Hit or Bomb? January 2019 movie predictions

The Official Drinking Game of the New Picard Series

Logan (2017): A fitting farewell to an aging franchise

Let's talk about Patrick Stewart's penis (and his beef with Donald Trump)

Hit or Bomb? March 2017 movie predictions

VIDEO: Ranking the Star Trek films (part 2 of 2)

VIDEO: Ranking the Star Trek films (part 1 of 2)

Bert and Ernie, the Homophobic Baker, and Captain Picard

5 reasons the TNG movies weren’t that good

When Reading Rainbow went behind the scenes of Star Trek: The Next Generation

Patrick Stewart is just the worst airline seatmate ever

Should Picard have died? Part 2: How Trek goes on without him

Should Picard have died in “Best of Both Worlds”?

Franchise Evolution: Which X-Men movie is the best?

Jon Stewart Explains Russian Invasion Of Crimea: Just An Armed Surprise Party For Old Friends (Video)

Science Nice Time: Rumors of Adorable Moon Rover Jade Rabbit’s Death Exaggerated

VIDEO: Star Trek Nemesis (2002)

Star Trek: The Next Generation “Conspiracy” (part 4 of 4)

Star Trek: The Next Generation “Conspiracy” (part 3 of 4)

Star Trek: The Next Generation “Conspiracy” (part 2 of 4)

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