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Morning Sideboob: One Night in Cannes: Justin Bieber and Paris Hilton Hook Up
Morning Sideboob: Taylor Swift Fights the Urge to Get Naked
Today In Trademark Fun: Manufacturer of Candy Crush Now Owns The Word 'Candy'
Help Us Keep Our Day Drinking On The Down Low With This Brown Paper Bag Cooler
Monday Link Love: Paris Hilton Promises Us A Good Time But It Is A Lie
Paris Hilton Has Stolen Leeloo's Multipass