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Nick crashes the party on Week 5 of The Bachelorette, but can anyone who's so good at Mariachi music really be that bad of a guy? (Yes.) Oh, and Ian turns out to be a total dick.
Ghosts of seasons past start haunting the bachelorette, and one of them is here to stay. Plus, a rap battle, a difficult decision, a Broadway audition, and the return of Crazy Ashley on this week's The Bachelorette.
This week on The Bachelorette, the age old question "What's a clitoris?" finally gets an honest, accurate answer. There's also sumo wrestling, bleeped penises, blurred penises, temper tantrums, wedgies, and that whole Brokeback Bachelorette fake-out.
On Week 2 of The Bachelorette, the competition turns violent. Several of the guys come to blows over Kaitlyn until one sends another to the hospital. Then, the men try their hand at standup comedy. We'll let you decide which is worse.
The new season of The Bachelorette kicks off with two women competing for the title and no shortage of preposterous douchebags vying for undying love or 15 minutes of fame, whichever comes first.
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THE BACHELOR: Ballin' in Bali
THE BACHELOR: Family Values & The Truth Laid Bare
THE BACHELOR: Prince Farming's Kingdom
THE BACHELOR RECAP: Badlands & Bad Plans (S19:E6)
THE BACHELOR RECAP: Highs, Lows, Comebacks & Crazies (S19:E5)
THE BACHELOR RECAP: Topless, Bottomless, and Pretty, Pretty Princesses (S19:E4)