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· by Pamela Gross · Jun 19, 2015

The Bachelorette: The Mets, Mariachi Music & Meglomaniacs

Nick crashes the party on Week 5 of The Bachelorette, but can anyone who's so good at Mariachi music really be that bad of a guy? (Yes.) Oh, and Ian turns out to be a total dick.

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· by Pamela Gross · Jun 12, 2015

The Bachelorette: I Never Promised You a Rose Garden and/or Ceremony

Ghosts of seasons past start haunting the bachelorette, and one of them is here to stay. Plus, a rap battle, a difficult decision, a Broadway audition, and the return of Crazy Ashley on this week's The Bachelorette.

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· by Pamela Gross · Jun 4, 2015

The Bachelorette: Bleeps & Blurs

This week on The Bachelorette, the age old question "What's a clitoris?" finally gets an honest, accurate answer. There's also sumo wrestling, bleeped penises, blurred penises, temper tantrums, wedgies, and that whole Brokeback Bachelorette fake-out.

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· by Pamela Gross · May 29, 2015

The Bachelorette: Punches & Punchlines

On Week 2 of The Bachelorette, the competition turns violent. Several of the guys come to blows over Kaitlyn until one sends another to the hospital. Then, the men try their hand at standup comedy. We'll let you decide which is worse.

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· by Pamela Gross · May 21, 2015

The Bachelorette: ‘Cause You’re Once. Twice. Three Times Rejected!

The new season of The Bachelorette kicks off with two women competing for the title and no shortage of preposterous douchebags vying for undying love or 15 minutes of fame, whichever comes first.