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Tagged: Owen Wilson

· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Nov 30, 2017

Hit or Bomb? December 2017 movie predictions

It’s December, which means it’s time for the studios to roll out their big family-friendly blockbusters amidst a sea of indie films making their Oscar qualifying runs, but just like last year, there’s a lot less sci-fi and fantasy than…

· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · May 31, 2017

Hit or Bomb? June 2017 movie predictions

Welcome to June! We’re now in the thick of the summer movie season, with all the unwanted reboots and sequels a moviegoer could ever want. Once again, we at the Agony Booth are here to judge which releases this month…

· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Jan 2, 2017

Hit or Bomb? January 2017 movie predictions

January is upon us, which as we all know is the time of year reserved for that curious mix of Oscar bait finally going wide, obvious duds that got pushed back from summertime/holiday releases, and the rare diamond in the rough taking advantage of a total lack of competition. In other words, expect Rogue One to dominate the box office for the foreseeable future.

Movie Review / Movies / Videos

· by Phil Buni · Jun 19, 2013

VIDEO: The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)

Phil Buni brings you Wes Anderson's most underrated film, The Royal Tenenbaums, starring Gwyneth Paltrow, Ben Stiller, and Luke Wilson as former child prodigies whose lives have all gone horribly wrong thanks to their father (Gene Hackman), who suddenly reappears in their lives, claiming he has weeks to live.

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Nov 25, 2003

Armageddon (1998) (part 13 of 13)

"I just wanna close my eyes / I just wanna fall asleep / So I'll miss it, baby / I wanna miss everything..."

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Ryan Lohner · Nov 25, 2003

Armageddon (1998) (part 12 of 13)

"I just wanna close my eyes / I just wanna fall asleep / So I'll miss it, baby / I wanna miss everything..."

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· by Amanda Wells · Nov 25, 2003

Armageddon (1998) (part 11 of 13)

"I just wanna close my eyes / I just wanna fall asleep / So I'll miss it, baby / I wanna miss everything..."

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Jessica Ritchey · Nov 25, 2003

Armageddon (1998) (part 10 of 13)

"I just wanna close my eyes / I just wanna fall asleep / So I'll miss it, baby / I wanna miss everything..."

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· by Ed Harris · Nov 25, 2003

Armageddon (1998) (part 9 of 13)

"I just wanna close my eyes / I just wanna fall asleep / So I'll miss it, baby / I wanna miss everything..."

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Nov 25, 2003

Armageddon (1998) (part 8 of 13)

"I just wanna close my eyes / I just wanna fall asleep / So I'll miss it, baby / I wanna miss everything..."

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Ryan Lohner · Nov 25, 2003

Armageddon (1998) (part 7 of 13)

"I just wanna close my eyes / I just wanna fall asleep / So I'll miss it, baby / I wanna miss everything..."

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Amanda Wells · Nov 25, 2003

Armageddon (1998) (part 6 of 13)

"I just wanna close my eyes / I just wanna fall asleep / So I'll miss it, baby / I wanna miss everything..."

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Jessica Ritchey · Nov 25, 2003

Armageddon (1998) (part 5 of 13)

"I just wanna close my eyes / I just wanna fall asleep / So I'll miss it, baby / I wanna miss everything..."

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Ed Harris · Nov 25, 2003

Armageddon (1998) (part 4 of 13)

"I just wanna close my eyes / I just wanna fall asleep / So I'll miss it, baby / I wanna miss everything..."

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Rebecca Nuñez · Nov 25, 2003

Armageddon (1998) (part 3 of 13)

"I just wanna close my eyes / I just wanna fall asleep / So I'll miss it, baby / I wanna miss everything..."

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Nov 25, 2003

Armageddon (1998) (part 2 of 13)

"I just wanna close my eyes / I just wanna fall asleep / So I'll miss it, baby / I wanna miss everything..."

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Nov 25, 2003

Armageddon (1998) (part 1 of 13)

"I just wanna close my eyes / I just wanna fall asleep / So I'll miss it, baby / I wanna miss everything..."

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Ryan Lohner · Jul 10, 2003

Anaconda (1997) (part 5 of 5)

"This movie can bore you in a thousand ways!"

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· by Ryan Lohner · Jul 10, 2003

Anaconda (1997) (part 4 of 5)

"This movie can bore you in a thousand ways!"

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Ryan Lohner · Jul 10, 2003

Anaconda (1997) (part 3 of 5)

"This movie can bore you in a thousand ways!"