With new (and amazingly boring) emails from Hillary Clinton’s personal server coming out in drips every few weeks, we got to thinking which of our favorite TV characters might get caught up in the controversy.
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In this week’s Once Upon a Time recap, Robin Hood stands around uselessly until he finally gets stabbed and then lies around dying uselessly. Meanwhile, the sword Excalibur comes to Storybrooke to tempt Emma to up her asshole factor another 10x.
Poor li’l Bobby Jindal just lost his only friends in the world what with the Duck Dynasty crew jumping ship to Donald Trump. Which got us wondering…
Once Upon a Time: Being Evil Makes Your Hair Greasy and Other Stuff I Learned from the Season 5 Premiere
Welcome to Camelot! Season 5 of “Once Upon a Time” takes us to the land of King Arthur and introduces Emma as the new evilest person in the world.
This week on Once Upon a Time’s dramatic two-part season finale, the Author proved himself to be the crappiest alt-world fanfiction writer ever. Snow White got a new, even worse haircut. (Yes, it is possible!) A few people died, then un-died. A long-awaited “I love you” was exchanged. Old Dirty Homeless-Looking Mickey remained Old Dirty and Homeless-Looking, then died and stayed dead. And Storybrooke got both a new Author and a brand new Lord Assholes.
Just in time for Mother’s Day, Once has gone and delivered us an hour filled with mother/daughter reunions, mother/daughter reconciliations, mother/daughter bonding sessions, and a fire-breathing dragon who burns people’s faces off . . . You know, the usual . . .
This week on Once, Swan Queen road trips, car chases, kids who change nationalities when they become adults, a heart that gets tossed around like a hot potato, and a baby conceived under the creepiest circumstances ever.
Let’s see how some of our favorite TV characters would fare on the world’s most ridiculous, guilty pleasure, summer reality game show . . . shall we?
ONCE UPON A TIME: Psycho Killer, Qu’est-ce Woof?
ONCE UPON A TIME: Maid Marion Gets a Makeover
ONCE UPON A TIME: Writing Wrongs
ONCE UPON A TIME: Extreme Makeover
ONCE UPON A TIME: The Kids Are Not All Right
ONCE UPON A TIME: The Bad Girls Club
ONCE UPON A TIME RECAP: It’s Always Dawn-est Before the Dark (S4:E12)
ONCE UPON A TIME RECAP: The Wishy Washy Wishing Star (S4:E10)
ONCE UPON A TIME RECAP: To Thine Own Self Be True (S4:E8-9)
ONCE UPON A TIME RECAP: The Firestarter (S4:E7)
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