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It's time to dive into this week's Quantico recap, where Alex takes a swim in both the past and future, so enjoy all the sexy FBI recruits stripping down in the locker room. She also discovers the truth about her dad and cuts her finger. Guess which turns out to be more important?
It's week 2 of Quantico--for the recruits as well as the viewers. As usual, everyone is lying about everything, from sex to scars to Swedish.
The Bachelorette fakes gay romance because, like, two dudes in love? How ridiculous would that be, right? It's not like that's a real thing or something.