“It has the effect of reminding us while we’re watching a tightly-plotted crime drama that there is in fact a billionaire dressed up as a giant bat who refuses to use guns, fights criminals who have guns, and yet routinely emerges unscathed.”
Morning Sideboob: Flavor Flav Can’t Drive 55, Nicole Kidman Goes Topless, and Amanda Bynes Doesn’t Go To Jail
Jackula and the Guru review Park Chan-wook’s masterpiece of psychological horror Stoker, starring Nicole Kidman, Mia Wasikowska, and Matthew Goode.
In Baz Luhrmann’s Pearl Harbor, Nicole Kidman is a British aristocrat who inherits a cattle ranch in pre-World War II Australia, and Hugh Jackman is the rancher who helps her drive her cattle across the outback. Spoiler alert: They fall in love. Also, they adopt a half-white/half-Aboriginal boy who can do magic, apparently, and arrive just in time to be caught in a Japanese sneak attack.
Ryan hosts another episode of the Movie Skewer to look at The Golden Compass, based on a novel near and dear to him. New Line scrubbed away the book’s anti-Christian themes when they adapted it into a movie, along with all traces of anything dark or disturbing. Watch as Ryan examines the end result: a bland movie-by-committee where nothing is at stake.
“Stan returns from the dead with a whole new manly musical: Moulin Rouge, the Orphean tale of a young chump and his sexy lady of the evening. Does this classic love story have what it takes to win Stan over? Can Stan resist the charms of adult contemporary songs sung by beautiful actors and the guy from Harry Potter 6? Does Stan feel like an idiot writing these things in the third person? The answer to all these questions—save the last—can be found inside the video thing below, and all it takes is one click of your mouse!”
“Every break with the laws of physics is explained with ‘It’s a Batman Movie.’”
The beginning of the end of the Batman film franchise.
The beginning of the end of the Batman film franchise.
The beginning of the end of the Batman film franchise.
The beginning of the end of the Batman film franchise.
The beginning of the end of the Batman film franchise.
The beginning of the end of the Batman film franchise.
The beginning of the end of the Batman film franchise.
The beginning of the end of the Batman film franchise.
The beginning of the end of the Batman film franchise.
The beginning of the end of the Batman film franchise.
The beginning of the end of the Batman film franchise.
The beginning of the end of the Batman film franchise.
The beginning of the end of the Batman film franchise.
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