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Top 10 Most Embarrassing TV Moments of 2014
Obama and Benghazi to blame for NFL scandals, says TV's Kevin Sorbo
Wednesday in the blurbs
Sportsball Player Aaron Hernandez Just Can't Stop Allegedly Murdering People
Donald Trump Simply Does Not Care For Gay Ram Michael Sam's Erotic Food Play
'Draft Day' Is A Sportsball Movie And That Is Pretty Much Its Only Selling Point
Sportsball Player Darren Sharper: Magically, Rape Isn't Rape If You Don't Say The Word 'Rape'
Famous Racist Rage Queen Richie Incognito Smashs Own Ferrari Because Brotherhood
In Which Allen Iverson Explains The NFL Scouting Combine To Tom Friedman
Hero Lobbyist Drafting Legislation To Protect Delicate NFL Showers From Scary Gays
Vince Lombardi Was Totally Gay For Gay Football Players Because Vince Lombardi Wasn't A Jerk
Investigation Into Whether Racist Sexist Miami Dolphins Are The Worst Finds That Why Yes, They Are
Sweet Old Sportsball Guy Makes Us Cry With Nice Time About Michael Sam
The NFL Cheerleaders Need A Union. We Imagine The Teamsters Would Oblige
There Is A Thing Called An NFL Forest Face And We Must Have It For Christmas
'Yes NFL Players Are Being Concussed To Death' Is Pretty Much All You Need To Know About 'League Of Denial'