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On January 13th, people tuned in to stream the long-awaited adaptation of Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, despite the pleas from narrator Lemony Snicket (Patrick Warbuton) in the opening scene to watch something happier.
“It’s like someone saw Ted and decided what it was really missing was a ton of fart and shit jokes.”
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“If the movie was truly meant to be satire, as many of its fans insist, it’s poorly done satire, because there’s very little in the way of actual wit or insight that might distinguish this film from other entries in the genre.”
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Joey watches the wacky adaptation of one of his favorite children's books growing up. We suggest not watching this review on an empty stomach, though, because you might get really hungry!