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Apparently, it’s June. I’m as shocked as you are; thanks to viruses, shutdowns, and widespread looting, I haven’t dared to go outside since Easter. While I’m sure someday movie theaters will reopen and once again the Agony Booth will be…
Maybe NBC is right to debut only three shows.
-“How’d someone like that get to be your leader, anyway?” -“Charisma. Circumstances, promises. And not enough of us spoke out to question him until it was too late. It happens on your planet, doesn’t it?” —A mildly prescient conversation from …
Okay, technically, Powerless hasn’t been canceled yet. NBC hasn’t officially announced that it’s pulling the plug on the first DC superhero TV comedy, but they have temporarily pulled the remaining four episodes off the air (even though an upcoming episode…
It’s cold season in Charm City! No, it’s not the season where everyone passes viral infections to each other. It’s when all the ice-theme superheroes–Mr. Freeze, Killer Frost, Captain Cold, etc–come to town and ruin the weather. Emily insists that…
Dick Wolf is a living legend in the entertainment industry as a writer and producer, with a well deserved star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. He’s responsible for some of the most famous TV shows in history: Law & …
Wow, it’s only the pilot episode, and DC Comics has already fucked up my New Year’s resolution for them. This version of Powerless is way different from the trailer that premiered at the San Diego Comic Con. The previous pilot’s…
Each Hairspray incarnation has been well received by critics--yes, even the one with John Travolta in drag--so let's find out how Hairspray Live! will stand. Hopefully like the hair, it'll be sky high.
NBC only has three new shows debuting this fall. Will any of them succeed? The Agony Booth TV squad fearlessly forecasts the future.
Watch out, Chicago! NBC has ordered a pilot for a new installment in Dick Wolf's "Chicago (Insert Occupation Here)" franchise. What Windy City workplace will be the next setting for the franchise? As always, Happy Nice Time People has some suggestions.
It's been over 20 years since "Friends" went off the air and we are finally getting that reunion special we've been waiting for since the gang left Central Perk. Except, it's not going to a real reunion episode. No one told us life was going to be this way...
If NBC doesn't want him, the CW is more than happy to welcome Constantine to its superhero universe. And he's on a mission to save Sara's soul.
One week into the official start of the fall TV season, how are the new shows performing? We already have at least one embarrassing bomb and a couple of potential hits.
New ideas are hard. Fortunately, rebooting old ideas is as easy as your mother at her junior prom. Here are five reboots and remakes being developed for TV right now.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has followed as far as he can in Ronald Reagan's footsteps, so he's now determined to be the next Donald Trump.
HNTP is gearing up to return in full force for the fall TV season! Which new series are you most excited about... and which are you sure will fall flat on its ass? We'll be issuing our predictions all week long, starting with NBC!
Rejoice stay-at-home parents and unemployed slackers and sick day takers everywhere! Regis has heard your prayers and accendeth once again to your TV to sit at the right hand of Kathie Lee.
Delivering the biggest blow to Traditional Christianity™ in at least nine days, NBC has declared that Christ Our Savior is no longer welcome on the network.
From FOX News to Reelz, Trump's defenders aren't doing the Donald any good. In fact, getting Miss USA back on the air could be one Trump's worst financial deals ever.
"Hannibal" fans are being called on to save their favorite show from cancellation, and HNTP has an elegant idea how to show your support for the series and get some serious media attention at the same time.