VIDEO: Santa Claus (1959)
Cecil takes a look at the MST3k favorite insane Christmas movie from 1959, Santa Claus, directed by René Cardona.
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Moon Zero Two (1969): a recap (part 10 of 10)
The movie does take place in 2021; it’s not too late to start making jump suits and boots a thing. And plastic plaid jackets. Can’t forget those.
Moon Zero Two (1969): a recap (part 9 of 10)
When we last left Bill and Clementine, Lithuania suffered a major setback in their plot to annex the Moon, but it left the Moon Bug shot to hell. Bill opted to use the “bugdozer” instead, but it only has enough charge for a 150-mile trip, and it’s 200 miles to Farside Five. Fortunately, the bugdozer is built to go over mountains, so it’s time to find a shortcut. The pair head out…
Moon Zero Two (1969): a recap (part 8 of 10)
So it turns out that modern firearms can fire in a vacuum; gunpowder contains its own oxidizer, so it doesn’t require an atmosphere. Special thanks to reader Greenhornet for the info, and for not making fun of my ignorance; class is always appreciated. Of course, that means ditching 500 words of guns-not-being-able-to-fire-in-a-vacuum jokes…
Moon Zero Two (1969): a recap (part 7 of 10)
Moon Zero Two comes in for a landing outside Farside Five. Oh man, I’m sooooo looking forward to this. I hope Farside Five has lots of strips with dogs, those are the funniest.
Moon Zero Two (1969): a recap (part 6 of 10)
When we last left our heroes (and at this point, I’m really stretching the definition of that word; seriously, Bill is a bit of a dick and Kaminski is little more than drunken comic relief, albeit his legal acumen and/or ability to baffle with bullshit has come in handy twice)…
Moon Zero Two (1969): a recap (part 5 of 10)
Hello, and welcome back to my Moon Zero Two extended recap. In case you’re new to the Booth, you can catch up by checking out the links to the first four parts here, here, here…
Moon Zero Two (1969): a recap (part 4 of 10)
“Should Bill be drinking before heading into space? I don’t think that suit has a catheter, and his ship didn’t look big enough to have a toilet. Guess it’d better be a short trip.”
Moon Zero Two (1969): a recap (part 3 of 10)
“I’d say the powers that be are trying to collectively piss off an entire region of planet Earth, but I get the feeling everybody gets offended equally here, and it’s just Latin America’s turn.”
Moon Zero Two (1969): a recap (part 2 of 10)
“Men’s-only locker room, casual misogyny when it comes to humor, assumptions that women are only interested in material goods. Glad to see the future hasn’t changed, 1969.”
Moon Zero Two (1969): a recap (part 1 of 10)
“Honestly, after the opening credits, I was expecting a lot less subtlety both in plot and visuals, like everyone would be walking around wearing aluminum cowboy hats or something.”
RiffTrax Live! Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (2015)
“Needless to say, it fails to match the grandeur of that time Elmer Fudd played the giant in a vain, desperate attempt to avoid typecasting.”
RiffTrax Live! Sharknado (2014)
“At one point during the riffing, one of the guys remarks that the movie looks like it was edited in a Vitamix, and that’s pretty accurate.”
Classic MST3K coming to PBS?
Classic MST3K coming to PBS?
RiffTrax returning to TV, plus a free MST3K movie right here on the ol’ interwebs
RiffTrax returning to TV, plus a free MST3K movie right here on the ol’ interwebs
RiffTrax contributor talks with HNTP (that’s us!) about taking on Godzilla in theaters this Thursday
RiffTrax contributor talks with HNTP (that’s us!) about taking on Godzilla in theaters this Thursday
New ‘Mystery Science Theater 3000’ Is Not ‘MST3K,’ Does Not Even Have Robots
New ‘Mystery Science Theater 3000’ Is Not ‘MST3K,’ Does Not Even Have Robots
Thanksgiving Just Wouldn’t Be Turkey Day Without A Big Helping Of MST3K
Thanksgiving Just Wouldn’t Be Turkey Day Without A Big Helping Of MST3K
VIDEO: Santo vs. The Vampire Women (1962)
It’s Halloween, and per the Renegado’s made-up tradition, it’s time to talk about everyone’s favorite lucha libre superhero, El Santo! This time, he tackles Santo vs. Las Mujeres Vampiro, which would later be dubbed into English, retitled Samson vs. The Vampire Women, and mocked mercilessly on Mystery Science Theater 3000. Featuring cameos from all your favorite Agony Booth contributors, and the Blue Demon!
VIDEO: The Incredible Melting Man (1977)
Melting Astronauts! Bad detective work! Crackers!
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