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From The Makers Of Rebecca Black's "Friday," An Exploration Of Vanity, Intersectionality, And Chinese Food
If Madonna Can't Text During A Movie Then The Terrorist Slavers Have Already Won
There Is Literally No Excuse For Not Listening To This Epic New David Bowie Remix
Mixtape: Big Beat Bonanza
Your Happy Staff Is Woefully Short On Eyelash Jewelry. Please Rectify This Immediately
Nashville, I Love You, But Aren't You A Show With Music?
Ikea Or Death Metal? There Is Simply No Way To Know!
A Semi-Complete List Of All The Insane Things In The Insane New Snoop Dogg Hot Pockets Ad
That Weird Furry Song That Tormented You All Last Month Is Back And It Is Jimmy Fallon's Fault
Coolio Will Cook You Dinner, But Only If You Will Sing For Your Supper
Happy Birthday John Lennon, War Is Over
People, Stop Being Terrible Ghouls About Marilyn Monroe
People, Stop Worrying About Fiona Apple Already
The Island, It Is Silent Now: A Last Goodbye To Phil Chevron Of The Pogues
Mormon Boy Band Thinks 'You Are So Beautiful' When You Do Not Dress Like A Whore
Boy George Unveils Glamorous 'Domestic Violence Chic' In Video For New Single, Not Kidding
Today In New Sounds: Ane Brun's "Halo" Cover Is Your New Favorite Bit Of Melancholy
Monday Link Love: Paris Hilton Promises Us A Good Time But It Is A Lie
SNL Gave Us Gay John Boehner And Sexy Michele Bachmann And We Don't Feel Good
Mixtape: Which Version Of Emo Are We Listening To Today?