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Move over, Donald! There's someone even louder, brasher, and more obnoxious making a play for the White House!
Did you know that "Scream" and "Scream Queens" are two entirely different TV series? Well, maybe not ENTIRELY different. Rumor is Jamie Lee Curtis showed up for the first three weeks of shooting on the wrong show before anyone noticed.
Thursday in the blurbs
Miley Cyrus cavorts with druggie fugitives, proves Rand Paul should be president of everything
Which animated lass grows up to be your ideal girlfriend? (Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon ‘cause that cartoon has got the boom…)
You all hear about this dumb idiot 14-year-old Dutch girl who’s been arrested for tweeting funny bomb threats to American Airlines? First, she was all racist, like, “I am Ibrahim and I love Al Qaeda and also bombing shit,” and…