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Move over, Donald! There's someone even louder, brasher, and more obnoxious making a play for the White House!
Did you know that "Scream" and "Scream Queens" are two entirely different TV series? Well, maybe not ENTIRELY different. Rumor is Jamie Lee Curtis showed up for the first three weeks of shooting on the wrong show before anyone noticed.
Thursday in the blurbs
Miley Cyrus cavorts with druggie fugitives, proves Rand Paul should be president of everything
Which animated lass grows up to be your ideal girlfriend? (Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon ‘cause that cartoon has got the boom…)
I Am Sorry We Used To Send You Death Threats, Former MTV VJ Adam Curry