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Third Generation Coppola Underwhelms with 'Palo Alto'
Guy Who Made Movie About Malaysian Plane Has No Idea What Is Going On Here, Anywhere
Morning Sideboob: Charlie Sheen Starts Twitter War With Rihanna
Catholic School Principal Must Atone Forever For Sin Of Putting Ellen DeGeneres On School Dance Fliers
Mia Wasikowska is your new Independent Film Goddess
Morning Sideboob: JLo Declines JLaw's Request to Dance
Godzilla: Best Consumed With Small Children
Morning Sideboob: Shailene Woodley Is Homeless
The Society For The Prevention Of Celebrity Divorce Will Prevent Celebrity Divorce With One Weird Trick
'Godzilla': The 20th Century Literally Comes Back to Bite Us in the Ass
H.R. Giger, Surrealist, 'Alien' Designer, Refiner Of Nightmare Fuel, Dies At 74
Morning Sideboob: Katy Perry Bites on Lady Gaga's Neon-Green Vomit
'Neighbors' = 'Bridesmaids' + 'Animal House' + Zac Efron's Pecs
Power Rangers Get a Movie Franchise: Where Are They Now?
Matthew McConaughey's Abs Freed Bernie The Murderer So He Can Go Live With Richard Linklater
Morning Sideboob: Shailene Woodley Is Not A Feminist, Maybe Likes Brother-Kissing
Morning Sideboob: People Inexplicably Pay $400 To Get Within Feet Of Avril Lavigne
Morning Sideboob: Ben Affleck Kicked Out of Hard Rock for Counting Cards
Atari Games Aren't The Only Things You Can Bury In The New Mexico Desert
Spider-Man 2 is Not Amazing But Paul Giamatti Is