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Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Jordon Davis · May 22, 2017

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002): a recap (part 2 of 6)

Previously on Ballistic: Ecks v. Sever: Lucy Liu destroyed some innocent cars and I destroyed a serious relationship. Since Lucy Liu just… saved? …re-kidnapped? …your-guess-here? …a six year-old boy, I would expect the movie to tell us more about…

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Jordon Davis · May 16, 2017

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002): a recap (part 1 of 6)

It was recently argued that nobody would read a detailed recap of a movie when they could just as easily pull it up on streaming and watch it themselves. To that, I say, “Challenge accepted!” What if the movie were…

Movie Review / Movies / Text

· by Jonathan Campbell · Nov 1, 2016

Doctor Strange (2016): Fun, but forgettable

Considering their earlier efforts to downplay or explain away any and all “supernatural” characters and occurrences in the MCU as simply “aliens” or “really advanced science”, I do get the impression that Marvel made this movie less because they wanted to than because the fans wanted them to.

· by Rick Lewis · Jul 22, 2015

Time to Miramax Out Your Credit Cards

Miramax is reportedly going up for sale for $1 billion, and since it’s got a TV division, we figure it’s ripe for the pickin’ for HNTP. All we need is for each of you, our loyal friends and supporters, to kick in a little something, Kickstarter-style.

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· by Rick Lewis · Dec 22, 2014

TV Cartoons Spawn 2014’s Top Two Worst Movies, Says RiffTrax

TV Cartoons Spawn 2014's Top Two Worst Movies, Says RiffTrax

· by Rick Lewis · Aug 14, 2014

The seven worst movies born from TV shows

The seven worst movies born from TV shows

· by Rick Lewis · Aug 12, 2014

RiffTrax contributor talks with HNTP (that’s us!) about taking on Godzilla in theaters this Thursday

RiffTrax contributor talks with HNTP (that's us!) about taking on Godzilla in theaters this Thursday

· by Rick Lewis · Aug 11, 2014

But I still haven’t seen Babylon 1-4 yet!

But I still haven't seen Babylon 1-4 yet!

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· by Kaleb Horton · Jul 14, 2014

Transformers 4: Michael Bay Makes A Movie For Rich Jocks Who Love Bud Light

Transformers 4: Michael Bay Makes A Movie For Rich Jocks Who Love Bud Light

· by Emma Rose Johnson · Jul 7, 2014

‘Begin Again’: I Should Not Have Reviewed This Movie

'Begin Again': I Should Not Have Reviewed This Movie

· by Dok Zoom · Jul 2, 2014

Rick Santorum’s Hobby Lobby Documentary: America’s Gonna Ban Christianity And Go Nazi (Video)

Rick Santorum's Hobby Lobby Documentary: America's Gonna Ban Christianity And Go Nazi (Video)

· by Sara Benincasa · Jul 1, 2014

Why Canadians Are The Greatest People On Earth (Video)

Why Canadians Are The Greatest People On Earth (Video)

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· by Kaleb Horton · Jun 27, 2014

What If David Lynch Directed ‘Star Wars’?

What If David Lynch Directed 'Star Wars'?

· by Emma Rose Johnson · Jun 25, 2014

‘Jersey Boys’: Clint Eastwood’s Got No Rhythm

'Jersey Boys': Clint Eastwood's Got No Rhythm

· by Kaleb Horton · Jun 24, 2014

‘Harry Dean Stanton: Partly Fiction," Reviewed

'Harry Dean Stanton: Partly Fiction," Reviewed

· by Sara Benincasa · Jun 24, 2014

A Children’s Treasury Of Hugh Jackman Being Adorable

A Children's Treasury Of Hugh Jackman Being Adorable

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· by Sara Benincasa · Jun 24, 2014

Exclusive: Gary Oldman’s Racist, Sexist, Homophobic Poetry

Exclusive: Gary Oldman's Racist, Sexist, Homophobic Poetry

· by Sara Benincasa · Jun 23, 2014

Happy Birthday Joss Whedon, Please Accept This Gift Of Four Strong Female Leads

Happy Birthday Joss Whedon, Please Accept This Gift Of Four Strong Female Leads

· by Sara Benincasa · Jun 20, 2014

OH MY GOD! Rian Johnson Is Directing Two Star Wars Films!!!!!11111!!!11! (Video)

OH MY GOD! Rian Johnson Is Directing Two Star Wars Films!!!!!11111!!!11! (Video)

· by Sara Benincasa · Jun 20, 2014

Fartzenegger: The Most Ridiculous Schwarzenegger Compilation Ever (Video)

Fartzenegger: The Most Ridiculous Schwarzenegger Compilation Ever (Video)