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Poor li’l Bobby Jindal just lost his only friends in the world what with the Duck Dynasty crew jumping ship to Donald Trump. Which got us wondering…
The AshleyMadison scandal isn't limited to real life husbands and wives. Let's take a look at which boob tube spouses would be looking for boobs and tubes online.
The dark secret at the heart of the new Wayward Pines "companion series" is that product placement trumps everything else.
Sofia Vergara’s Frozen Embryos to Wacky Egg-Tivist Nutbars, “LET IT GOOOO! Let it Go!”
The Golden Globes are nothing but a liberal plot, and I'll tell you why!
Election Day Fun: Researchers Reveal Democrats and Republicans' Most Favoritest TV Shows
World Series pulls out the win in the Wednesday ratings
Halloween specials don't light a candle to Criminal Minds in the Wednesday ratings
Modern Family barely eludes Criminal Minds in Wednesday's ratings
ABC sitcoms edge out the competition on third night of premiere week
Morning Sideboob: Sandra Bullock Gets Felt Up
Morning Sideboob: Katy Perry's Breasts Are Heaven Sent