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True Detective Recap: Woody Harrelson, Matthew McConaughey Perhaps Less Upstanding Than They First Seemed
“There’s a very good reason the trailers for this movie never said, ‘From the director who brought you the heartwarming adventure Hugo!’”
Serial Killings, Voodoo, And Cough Medicine Abuse: Your Happy Nice Time Recap Of True Detective
Dallas Buyers Club Review: Bad Timing
As it turns out, dragons are real, and they've been hibernating for centuries. Twenty years after they're awakened, civilization has been all but wiped out, and it's up to survivors Christian Bale, Matthew McConaughey, and Gerard Butler to take the planet back from the dragons!