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Another new year and another January are upon us, and I think by now we all know what that means. Here to predict which of these (mostly long-delayed) films will be HITs (unlikely) and which will BOMB are Thomas…
August is upon us, which means it’s time to find out which movies had the great misfortune of being dumped in a month where the prime moviegoing audience is preoccupied with vacations and going back to school. But could there…
In my Movie Duel columns, I opine on the subject of “movie twins”—two very similar movies released in close proximity to one another. It seems like a straightforward concept, but in the course of doing Movie Duels, I’ve learned that…
December is the time of the year that brings yule tidings, whatever the hell those are, along with the studio's most family-friendliest blockbusters and their most Oscar-batiest of awards contenders. The release of another Star Wars film is imminent and looms large over this month's releases, but there are still plenty of other films vying for your hard-earned ticket dollars this December.
HNTP is taking on True Detective! One recap a day until we catch up! Please welcome our new recapper Joannes Truyens to the fold as we kick off Season 2 of TV's most existentially depressing cop show since The Misadventures of Sheriff Lobo.
“For a film that talks about the importance of humanity and human survival, it shows shockingly little faith in it.”
“The second act is a prolonged science lesson with some first-year philosophy thrown in for good measure, albeit a visually stunning lesson with some good action pieces and special effects.”
“Despite the epic length, most of the cast will turn out to have existed to explore ideas or play second fiddle to the father/daughter relationship.”
SNARKETING: Matthew McConaughey gets serious about the Lincoln Navel-gazer
Matthew McConaughey's Abs Freed Bernie The Murderer So He Can Go Live With Richard Linklater
Atari Games Aren't The Only Things You Can Bury In The New Mexico Desert
Morning Sideboob: Britney's Going To Graceland
Let's All Argue About The True Detective Finale! Ready, Go!
How 'True Detective' Will End
“Every year their choices are boring and predictable, and every year there are scores of deserving movies that get overlooked. So I thought instead of the usual routine, I would make a list of those movies instead.”
True Detective Recap: Closing In - Finally - On The Yellow King
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Reunited And It Feels So Good: Your True Detective Recap
True Detective Recap: Going Undercover, And About That Amazing End Sequence
True Detective Recap: Martin Hart's Life Begins Inevitable Implosion As Cops Close In On The Killer