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Tagged: Matt Damon

Movie Review / Movies / Text

· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Dec 27, 2018

The Great Wall (2016)

Anyone who follows the movie business nowadays is starkly aware that the Chinese box office now accounts for a disproportionate share of Hollywood blockbuster profits. This is why audiences of late have seen unprecedented levels of pandering to China in…

· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Nov 30, 2017

Hit or Bomb? December 2017 movie predictions

It’s December, which means it’s time for the studios to roll out their big family-friendly blockbusters amidst a sea of indie films making their Oscar qualifying runs, but just like last year, there’s a lot less sci-fi and fantasy than…

· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Feb 2, 2017

Hit or Bomb? February 2017 movie predictions

Another new month is upon us, meaning it’s the time when I would normally go into a long-winded spiel about the kinds of movies you can expect over the next few weeks, but I think we all know the drill:…

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Jonathan Campbell · Jul 20, 2015

Interstellar (2014): a recap (part 3 of 3)

“For a film that talks about the importance of humanity and human survival, it shows shockingly little faith in it.”

Movie Review / Movies / Text

· by Chelsey McQuitty · Nov 17, 2014

The Adjustment Bureau (2011)

“And there you have it: an organization that could have prevented the Holocaust is now putting its top people to work stopping a congressman from hooking up with a dancer.”

Movie Review / Movies / Text

· by Steve Birkett · Apr 3, 2014

Elysium (2013)

“The movie as a whole is like getting a gift card for Christmas: perfectly acceptable, but not requiring a whole lot of thought.”

· by Lisa Needham · Mar 3, 2014

Come Watch Jimmy Kimmel’s Star-Studded Post-Oscars Show Of Terribly Not Funny!

Come Watch Jimmy Kimmel's Star-Studded Post-Oscars Show Of Terribly Not Funny!

· by Emma Rose Johnson · Feb 20, 2014

Here Is Your Philip Seymour Hoffman Binge-Watch Guide Because We’re Still Sad

Here Is Your Philip Seymour Hoffman Binge-Watch Guide Because We're Still Sad

· by Lisa Needham · Feb 14, 2014

Where Art Is Concerned, London Mayor Is Sure George Clooney Is Just Like Hitler

Where Art Is Concerned, London Mayor Is Sure George Clooney Is Just Like Hitler

· by Michelle McCarthy · Feb 14, 2014

Morning Sideboob: Drake Spits on Philip Seymour Hoffman’s Magazine Cover

Morning Sideboob: Drake Spits on Philip Seymour Hoffman's Magazine Cover

· by Michelle McCarthy · Feb 7, 2014

Morning Sideboob: Ashton Kutcher and Charlie Sheen Twitter Fight It Out

Morning Sideboob: Ashton Kutcher and Charlie Sheen Twitter Fight It Out

Agonizer / Text

· by Lisa Needham · Nov 15, 2013

It Is Some Sort Of Magical Mickey Mouse Club Anniversary Year And How Did We Not Know Ryan Gosling Was On There?

It Is Some Sort Of Magical Mickey Mouse Club Anniversary Year And How Did We Not Know Ryan Gosling Was On There?

· by Lisa Needham · Nov 14, 2013

Grown-Up Marky ‘Mark’ Wahlberg and Baby Matt Damon Are Not To Be Trifled With

Grown-Up Marky 'Mark' Wahlberg and Baby Matt Damon Are Not To Be Trifled With

· by Rebecca Schoenkopf · Oct 8, 2013

Happy Birthday Matt Damon Even Though You Are Not Even Marky Mark So We’re Not Sure You Are Even Allowed On Here

Happy Birthday Matt Damon Even Though You Are Not Even Marky Mark So We're Not Sure You Are Even Allowed On Here