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Anyone who follows the movie business nowadays is starkly aware that the Chinese box office now accounts for a disproportionate share of Hollywood blockbuster profits. This is why audiences of late have seen unprecedented levels of pandering to China in…
It’s December, which means it’s time for the studios to roll out their big family-friendly blockbusters amidst a sea of indie films making their Oscar qualifying runs, but just like last year, there’s a lot less sci-fi and fantasy than…
Another new month is upon us, meaning it’s the time when I would normally go into a long-winded spiel about the kinds of movies you can expect over the next few weeks, but I think we all know the drill:…
“For a film that talks about the importance of humanity and human survival, it shows shockingly little faith in it.”
“And there you have it: an organization that could have prevented the Holocaust is now putting its top people to work stopping a congressman from hooking up with a dancer.”
“The movie as a whole is like getting a gift card for Christmas: perfectly acceptable, but not requiring a whole lot of thought.”
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It Is Some Sort Of Magical Mickey Mouse Club Anniversary Year And How Did We Not Know Ryan Gosling Was On There?
Grown-Up Marky 'Mark' Wahlberg and Baby Matt Damon Are Not To Be Trifled With
Happy Birthday Matt Damon Even Though You Are Not Even Marky Mark So We're Not Sure You Are Even Allowed On Here