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It’s December, which means it’s time for the studios to roll out their big family-friendly blockbusters amidst a sea of indie films making their Oscar qualifying runs, but just like last year, there’s a lot less sci-fi and fantasy than…
Another new month is upon us, meaning it’s the time when I would normally go into a long-winded spiel about the kinds of movies you can expect over the next few weeks, but I think we all know the drill:…
“For a film that talks about the importance of humanity and human survival, it shows shockingly little faith in it.”
“And there you have it: an organization that could have prevented the Holocaust is now putting its top people to work stopping a congressman from hooking up with a dancer.”
“The movie as a whole is like getting a gift card for Christmas: perfectly acceptable, but not requiring a whole lot of thought.”
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