Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
“Just imagine a standup comic telling you the same joke over and over for 105 minutes just to make sure you got it, and you’ll get a pretty good idea of what this movie is like.”
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VIDEO: Black Christmas (2006)
Cecil gives the remake of Black Christmas the full “exploring treatment”, with a comprehensive look at a little of the 1974 original and a lot of the 2006 remake.
A Good Day to Die Hard (2013)
“I like a good mindless action film as much as the next guy (lord knows I’ve written about enough of them in the past), but I also like to have a little something to chew on as well.”
VIDEO: Final Destination 3 (2006)
Joey's Final Celebration continues with a review of Final Destination 3, starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead. In this installment, two beautiful ladies go tanning, but then get burned alive! And then there's the infamous roller-coaster scene. How can you go wrong?
VIDEO: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)
In her second requested review, Sofie takes on Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, starring Michael Cera as a dorky adult-olescent whose life resembles old Nintendo games. You probably think her review will be much different than the dreaded Mr. Mendo review of the same movie, but will it? You gotta watch and find out!
Death Proof (2007) (part 5 of 5)
“I should note that we’re about thirty minutes in right now, and so far three women have gone to a bar, and another one has met Kurt Russell.”
Death Proof (2007) (part 4 of 5)
“I should note that we’re about thirty minutes in right now, and so far three women have gone to a bar, and another one has met Kurt Russell.”
Death Proof (2007) (part 3 of 5)
“I should note that we’re about thirty minutes in right now, and so far three women have gone to a bar, and another one has met Kurt Russell.”
Death Proof (2007) (part 2 of 5)
“I should note that we’re about thirty minutes in right now, and so far three women have gone to a bar, and another one has met Kurt Russell.”
Death Proof (2007) (part 1 of 5)
“I should note that we’re about thirty minutes in right now, and so far three women have gone to a bar, and another one has met Kurt Russell.”
VIDEO: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)
“Michael Cera plays a 20 something slacker (shocker!) living in Toronto, who falls in love with a girl with seven evil exes, among them Superman and Captain America. Scott has to do battle with each ex in a series of Nintendo-inspired fight scenes, while writer-director Edgar Wright shamelessly attempts to create a new cult classic by stuffing in the maximum amount of video game in-jokes possible.”
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