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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Nov 1, 2017

Hit or Bomb? November 2017 movie predictions

Welcome to November! It’s officially the holiday season and the studios are now bringing out their A-game in terms of star-studded special effects extravaganzas. Once again, we at the Agony Booth are here to make knee-jerk assessments about which of…

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · May 31, 2017

Hit or Bomb? June 2017 movie predictions

Welcome to June! We’re now in the thick of the summer movie season, with all the unwanted reboots and sequels a moviegoer could ever want. Once again, we at the Agony Booth are here to judge which releases this month…

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Jan 2, 2017

Hit or Bomb? January 2017 movie predictions

January is upon us, which as we all know is the time of year reserved for that curious mix of Oscar bait finally going wide, obvious duds that got pushed back from summertime/holiday releases, and the rare diamond in the rough taking advantage of a total lack of competition. In other words, expect Rogue One to dominate the box office for the foreseeable future.

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· by Steve Birkett · May 26, 2015

Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)

“Bay simply ramps up the pace and explosion count from prior entries and layers on the Dinobots like so much icing on a shit cake.”

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· by Rick Lewis · Dec 22, 2014

TV Cartoons Spawn 2014’s Top Two Worst Movies, Says RiffTrax

TV Cartoons Spawn 2014's Top Two Worst Movies, Says RiffTrax

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· by Ivan K · Sep 30, 2014

Ted (2012) is stuffed with tired jokes

“The film itself is an odd mixture of witty humor, forced pop culture references, and tiresome gags. In short, it’s everything you’d expect from a movie written and directed by Seth MacFarlane.”

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· by Kaleb Horton · Jul 14, 2014

Transformers 4: Michael Bay Makes A Movie For Rich Jocks Who Love Bud Light

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· by Michael A. Novelli · Jul 6, 2014

VIDEO: Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)

A new Transformers movie has come out, and Mr. Mendo very passionately has no idea what to make of it!

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· by Michelle McCarthy · Jan 24, 2014

Morning Sideboob: Justin Watch: 2014

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· by Erik Schlittner · Jan 9, 2014

You Will Be Locked In Eternal Combat With Your Desire To Sleep During ‘Lone Survivor’

You Will Be Locked In Eternal Combat With Your Desire To Sleep During 'Lone Survivor'

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· by Lisa Needham · Nov 14, 2013

Grown-Up Marky ‘Mark’ Wahlberg and Baby Matt Damon Are Not To Be Trifled With

Grown-Up Marky 'Mark' Wahlberg and Baby Matt Damon Are Not To Be Trifled With

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· by Lisa Needham · Sep 13, 2013

Can You Feel It Baby? The Unlikely And Awesome Journey Of Marky Mark Wahlberg

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· by Joshua Bell · Apr 26, 2013

Pain & Gain (2013)

It’s amazing what Michael Bay can do when he actually likes his job. Make no mistake: Pain & Gain is unquestionably Michael Bay’s best work. By a lot.

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· by Cinema Slob · Dec 12, 2012

VIDEO: The Happening (2008)

The M. Night Before Christmas continues! There's something in the air as the Cinema Slob takes a look at Shyamalan's The Happening, starring Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel as a couple on the run from vengeful, suicide-inducing plants.

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· by Cinema Slob · Sep 13, 2012

VIDEO: Planet of the Apes (2001)

The Cinema Slob explores the film's subtle social commentary, its heart-wrenching plea for acceptance of cross-species love, and of course, its genius twist ending.

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· by Sursum Ursa · May 25, 2012

VIDEO: The Italian Job (2003)

The Special Relationship Part Four!

Sursum Ursa continues a series from long ago, where we compare British films against their U.S. remakes! In Part Four, Ursa looks at 1969's The Italian Job with Michael Caine, versus the 2003 remake, er, "homage" starring Mark Wahlberg.

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· by Cecil Trachenburg · Dec 9, 2011

VIDEO: Fear (1996)

In this episode, Cecil watches Fear, starring Reese Witherspoon as Nicole, a young girl stalked by her psycho ex-boyfriend Mark Wahlberg. Despite the pedestrian plot, the movie is wall-to-wall wackiness, thanks mostly to Wahlberg giving a hilariously over-the-top performance. Watch as Marky Mark finger-bangs Reese Witherspoon on a roller coaster! Watch as he gives himself a NICOLE 4 EVA tattoo with a ballpoint pen! And in the end, nature will take its course... so let me in the fucking house!

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Jun 24, 2009

Video: The Happening meets "The Happening"

“When I first heard that M. Night Shyamalan was making a horror film called The Happening, I couldn’t help but imagine taking some choice clips from the film and setting them to ‘The Happening’, the theme from that other The Happening.”

Tagged: Mark Wahlberg

Hit or Bomb? November 2017 movie predictions

Hit or Bomb? June 2017 movie predictions

Hit or Bomb? January 2017 movie predictions

Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)

TV Cartoons Spawn 2014’s Top Two Worst Movies, Says RiffTrax

Ted (2012) is stuffed with tired jokes

Transformers 4: Michael Bay Makes A Movie For Rich Jocks Who Love Bud Light

VIDEO: Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)

Morning Sideboob: Justin Watch: 2014

You Will Be Locked In Eternal Combat With Your Desire To Sleep During ‘Lone Survivor’

Grown-Up Marky ‘Mark’ Wahlberg and Baby Matt Damon Are Not To Be Trifled With

Can You Feel It Baby? The Unlikely And Awesome Journey Of Marky Mark Wahlberg

Pain & Gain (2013)

VIDEO: The Happening (2008)

VIDEO: Planet of the Apes (2001)

VIDEO: The Italian Job (2003)

VIDEO: Fear (1996)

Video: The Happening meets "The Happening"

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