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Carson and Mrs Hughes disagree about a wedding venue. Mary shows off her pigs. Thomas would like to help Andy wind the clocks. Marigold returns to Yew Tree Farm. Anna goes to London to put her feet up, in stirrups, because she's going to a lady parts' doctor and that's somebody's idea of hysterical.
In today's good news, Cosby's about to be arrested for rape. So thank you Hannibel Buress! Also read how this makes us better than Britain.
It's season finale time and Carrie finally sees the light, and it is literally a train coming at her in a tunnel, but then she sees another light and another and another. Saul makes a new friend. Allison has a bumpy ride. Dar fills Carrie in on Peter's lost years.
Alex has four hours left before she's sent away to prison forever unless she personally stops the second bomb. Simon has his hand on the bomb's trigger, but does that make him guilty? Also a locker room scene with lovely ladies! Stay tuned.
In the season penultimate, the countdown has begun. Peter Quinn may have to make one more sacrifice. Allison is dumped by the Kremlin, but if she wants her alimony, she's got one more mission. Saul interrogates Marwan and it feels like deja vu all over again.
Alex gets the band back together, but trust is broken. Simon drops a bombshell, and we finally find out what he and Orin were planning.
The jihadis give Europe a 24-hour deadline before they launch a deadly attack. Is that enough time for Carrie to save the world? And is it already too late for Peter Quinn?
This week on Quantico, our past and future storylines share a common thread: Your most dangerous opponent may be wearing a badge.
Allison is on the run. It looks like Saul and Carrie are together again for real, and both are back in the CIA's good graces, but isn't anyone the least bit worried about Peter Quinn?
This week on Homeland, Peter's new friends aren't being very nice to him. Dar is angry for a change. Saul and Etai play chess, and Carrie and Allison meet for coffee.
How I Met Your Mother isn't coming back, and How I Met Your Father won't ever exist, but the show runners have come up with something new. Well, sort of new, maybe.
It all gets complicated between Simon and the twins. Miranda takes Charley to work, but it doesn't go as planned. Alex learns a new skill from Booth.
Carrie asks Allison for help. What a coincidence! Allison also wants something from Carrie -- her life. Peter Quinn's storyline continues to operate completely separately, but we're sure it'll connect with everything else sooner or later.
Is it sweeps week? This "ripped from the headlines" episode not only skewers the Duggars, but also manages to revive a conspiracy theory we all secretly hope is true. Plus stunt-casting!
It's midterm time at Quantico! Meanwhile, in the future, Team Alex finds the twins, someone takes a bullet, and it looks like the team may be down a couple of members, but are they any closer to solving the mystery?
This week on Homeland, Carrie goes to Saul for help, but doesn't get the answer she was expecting.
So many mommy and daddy and twin sister issues. Is there anything worse than family? You know, besides terrorism.
Simon's deep, dark secret is reveal, or at least one of them, and yes it's the one you already guessed from episode 1. Meanwhile, Alex takes a trip into the deep, dark web.
In this week's Quantico recap, Shelby and Alex can't stop pulling each other's pigtails in the past and future. Simon is working both sides, frowny face emoticon. And the FBI is full of idiots.
It's time to dive into this week's Quantico recap, where Alex takes a swim in both the past and future, so enjoy all the sexy FBI recruits stripping down in the locker room. She also discovers the truth about her dad and cuts her finger. Guess which turns out to be more important?