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Dance Moms is awful. Yes, Abby Lee Miller is the worst. Yes, I know all that drama is scripted. Yes, it's awful that talented little girls are being exploited by producers. But I really really like Dance Moms, you guys.
Lifetime Original Movie "Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever" is a real thing and just made my day with best-ever casting
Life in the 'blurbs
Bring It! But Don't Bring It On! Because that's Probably Copyright Infringement!
Spend Your Saturday Night With 'Lizzie Borden Took An Ax' Starring Christina Ricci And Some Mighty Good-Looking Skulls
Lifetime's 'Flowers In The Attic' Is Everything You Want In A Cheesy Incest Sexytime Movie
We bet you woke up thinking “Wow, I sure hope today is the day that Lifetime finally releases that full trailer for Flowers in the Attic, they’ve been teasing that forever.” We know, because that is our first thought upon…
Yes We Will Watch Christina Ricci Chew Some Scenery In This Lifetime Lizzie Borden Movie