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A tip of our hat to Tide for its latest commercial! A judgmental woman tries to stop a lovely, loving gay couple from getting married... but then a little advertising magic happens.
Caitlyn sides with Mike Huckabee and Michelle Duggar on that whole icky gay marriage thing and why are those queers so obsessed with calling their little relationships "marriage" anyway?
Somewhere in Alabamy, a drama queen called Bob k. became so ENRAGED by Caitlyn Jenner's getting an ESPN Courage Award that he shot his TV with a gun, videoed it, and put it on the YouTube in the hopes of starting a movement.
Patrick Stewart has something to say about a baker in Northern Ireland who refused to write a pro-gay slogan on a cake depicting an image of Bert and Ernie.
As people congratulated Caitlyn Jenner on her transition, several voices rose above the throng to prove that yes, being an asshole is still possible in the world. Especially on Facebook and Twitter.