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Jughead’s dumb narrations get dumber with every episode. This week, he spouts off a grocery list of opposites. Good versus evil, light versus dark, etc. Wow. So deep. Much pretentious. Anyway, Cheryl admits that she lied in her original statement.…
Nearly half of today's children 12 and under think being forced to watch cable TV is punishment, but they also think yogurt is something you drink from a tube. There's really no winners here.
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