Regardless of any personal misgivings I may have with Disney’s remake enterprise, even the worst ideas can be turned into good movies. So in the unlikely event that Jon Favreau may be reading this, here are five steps I would recommend him to take to make his Lion King roar.
Cecil takes a look at John Carpenter's classic sci-fi horror film They Live.
Renegado gets angry at Delta Farce, the disastrously unfunny comedy starring Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and DJ Qualls as a group of National Guardsmen who crash land in Mexico and for some reason think they're in Iraq. The movie scores some points for casting Danny Trejo as the bad guy, and the exquisite Marisol Nichols as his woman, but immediately forfeits those points by including Jeff Dunham and his talking jalapeño puppet.
Ryan reviews Crash, one of the worst movies to ever win the Best Picture Oscar. Brought to you by former Facts of Life writer Paul Haggis, Crash is the movie that dares to say racism is bad, while teaching us all to be better people through laughter, tears, and Sandra Bullock.
"Can you really have a gentle side if one of the things hanging on your wall is a picture frame full of guns?"
"Can you really have a gentle side if one of the things hanging on your wall is a picture frame full of guns?"
"This might be the first film I've ever seen that makes me constantly look around to make sure I'm not on hidden camera."
"This might be the first film I've ever seen that makes me constantly look around to make sure I'm not on hidden camera."
"This might be the first film I've ever seen that makes me constantly look around to make sure I'm not on hidden camera."
"This might be the first film I've ever seen that makes me constantly look around to make sure I'm not on hidden camera."
"This might be the first film I've ever seen that makes me constantly look around to make sure I'm not on hidden camera."
"This might be the first film I've ever seen that makes me constantly look around to make sure I'm not on hidden camera."
"This might be the first film I've ever seen that makes me constantly look around to make sure I'm not on hidden camera."
"This might be the first film I've ever seen that makes me constantly look around to make sure I'm not on hidden camera."
"This might be the first film I've ever seen that makes me constantly look around to make sure I'm not on hidden camera."
"This might be the first film I've ever seen that makes me constantly look around to make sure I'm not on hidden camera."
"This might be the first film I've ever seen that makes me constantly look around to make sure I'm not on hidden camera."
"This might be the first film I've ever seen that makes me constantly look around to make sure I'm not on hidden camera."
"This might be the first film I've ever seen that makes me constantly look around to make sure I'm not on hidden camera."
"This might be the first film I've ever seen that makes me constantly look around to make sure I'm not on hidden camera."
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