Hit or Bomb? February 2017 movie predictions
Another new month is upon us, meaning it’s the time when I would normally go into a long-winded spiel about the kinds of movies you can expect over the next few weeks, but I...
Tagged: Keanu Reeves
The Matrix, Revisited: 50% of a great trilogy
“…By which I mean the greatness rests in the first one and half of Reloaded. Matrix: Revolutions contains 0% greatness, 40% stupidity, and 60% boredom.”
Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)
“This film has an even more misleading title than Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.”
Constantine (2005)
“It’s difficult enough for newbies to grasp exactly who Constantine is and what he does without throwing in all these other side characters and unnecessary plot twists.”
Tuesday in the blurbs
Tuesday in the blurbs
A Scanner Darkly (2006)
“Compared to most adaptations of the works of legendary sci-fi author Philip K. Dick (Total Recall, Blade Runner, Next, to name just a few), the animated film A Scanner Darkly is extremely faithful to its source material. But that’s not necessarily a good thing.”
VIDEO: The Matrix (1999)
Keanu Reeves is a hacker who learns he’s living inside a virtual reality simulation, and joins in a rebellion against his machine overlords in The Matrix, which gives the Suspect a total nerd-gasm. Watch as he shows his admiration for this kick-ass sci-fi action classic in his usual way: by ridiculing the shit out of it!
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) (part 11 of 11)
For the role of an alien incapable of feeling emotions, they cast the Hollywood actor least capable of expressing them.
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) (part 10 of 11)
For the role of an alien incapable of feeling emotions, they cast the Hollywood actor least capable of expressing them.
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) (part 9 of 11)
For the role of an alien incapable of feeling emotions, they cast the Hollywood actor least capable of expressing them.
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) (part 8 of 11)
For the role of an alien incapable of feeling emotions, they cast the Hollywood actor least capable of expressing them.
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) (part 7 of 11)
For the role of an alien incapable of feeling emotions, they cast the Hollywood actor least capable of expressing them.
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) (part 6 of 11)
For the role of an alien incapable of feeling emotions, they cast the Hollywood actor least capable of expressing them.
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) (part 5 of 11)
For the role of an alien incapable of feeling emotions, they cast the Hollywood actor least capable of expressing them.
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) (part 4 of 11)
For the role of an alien incapable of feeling emotions, they cast the Hollywood actor least capable of expressing them.
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) (part 3 of 11)
For the role of an alien incapable of feeling emotions, they cast the Hollywood actor least capable of expressing them.
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) (part 2 of 11)
For the role of an alien incapable of feeling emotions, they cast the Hollywood actor least capable of expressing them.
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) (part 1 of 11)
For the role of an alien incapable of feeling emotions, they cast the Hollywood actor least capable of expressing them.
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