After a six month hiatus, the Fear Fan is back! And this time, he's taking on the Crapmaster General of cinema: Uwe Boll. Watch as the Fear Fan takes on what is quite possibly the worst film he's ever seen, with plenty of bad acting, special effects-induced continuity errors, and a heaping helping of idiotic characters!
Here's Cecil's take on Judge Dredd, the 1995 movie adapted from a British comic, starring Sylvester Stallone, Armand Assante, Rob Schneider, and Diane Lane.
Josh gives his deranged take on the 1995 Sylvester Stallone movie Judge Dredd, where a British satirical take on fascist American cop movies gets turned into... a fascist American cop movie.
“Every time Assante says the word ‘law’, he goes to a rather guttural region of his throat that generates a line reading that’s simply hysterical.”
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“Every time Assante says the word ‘law’, he goes to a rather guttural region of his throat that generates a line reading that’s simply hysterical.”
“It’s rather distressing that a 70 million dollar movie can be made with not a single person involved giving a shit.”
“It’s rather distressing that a 70 million dollar movie can be made with not a single person involved giving a shit.”
“It’s rather distressing that a 70 million dollar movie can be made with not a single person involved giving a shit.”
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“A textbook example of how not to turn a novel into a movie.”
“A textbook example of how not to turn a novel into a movie.”
“A textbook example of how not to turn a novel into a movie.”
“A textbook example of how not to turn a novel into a movie.”
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“A textbook example of how not to turn a novel into a movie.”
“A textbook example of how not to turn a novel into a movie.”
“A textbook example of how not to turn a novel into a movie.”
“A textbook example of how not to turn a novel into a movie.”
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“A textbook example of how not to turn a novel into a movie.”
“A textbook example of how not to turn a novel into a movie.”
“A textbook example of how not to turn a novel into a movie.”
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