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Tagged: Jurgen Prochnow

Movie Review / Movies / Videos

· by Fear Fan · Jul 10, 2013

VIDEO: House of the Dead (2003)

After a six month hiatus, the Fear Fan is back! And this time, he's taking on the Crapmaster General of cinema: Uwe Boll. Watch as the Fear Fan takes on what is quite possibly the worst film he's ever seen, with plenty of bad acting, special effects-induced continuity errors, and a heaping helping of idiotic characters!

Movie Review / Movies / Videos

· by Cecil Trachenburg · Sep 24, 2012

VIDEO: Judge Dredd (1995)

Here's Cecil's take on Judge Dredd, the 1995 movie adapted from a British comic, starring Sylvester Stallone, Armand Assante, Rob Schneider, and Diane Lane.

Movie Review / Movies / Videos

· by Joshua Bell · Sep 22, 2012

VIDEO: Judge Dredd (1995)

Josh gives his deranged take on the 1995 Sylvester Stallone movie Judge Dredd, where a British satirical take on fascist American cop movies gets turned into... a fascist American cop movie.

Movie Review / Movies / Text

· by Ed Harris · Sep 17, 2012

Judge Dredd (1995) (part 2 of 2)

“Every time Assante says the word ‘law’, he goes to a rather guttural region of his throat that generates a line reading that’s simply hysterical.”

Movie Review / Movies / Text

· by Ed Harris · Sep 17, 2012

Judge Dredd (1995) (part 1 of 2)

“Every time Assante says the word ‘law’, he goes to a rather guttural region of his throat that generates a line reading that’s simply hysterical.”

· by Ed Harris · Mar 22, 2012

Franchise Evolution: Beverly Hills Cop (part 3 of 3)

“It’s rather distressing that a 70 million dollar movie can be made with not a single person involved giving a shit.”

· by Ed Harris · Mar 22, 2012

Franchise Evolution: Beverly Hills Cop (part 2 of 3)

“It’s rather distressing that a 70 million dollar movie can be made with not a single person involved giving a shit.”

· by Ed Harris · Mar 22, 2012

Franchise Evolution: Beverly Hills Cop (part 1 of 3)

“It’s rather distressing that a 70 million dollar movie can be made with not a single person involved giving a shit.”

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Ryan Lohner · Jan 2, 2011

Dune (1984) (part 11 of 11)

“A textbook example of how not to turn a novel into a movie.”

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Ryan Lohner · Jan 2, 2011

Dune (1984) (part 10 of 11)

“A textbook example of how not to turn a novel into a movie.”

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Ryan Lohner · Jan 2, 2011

Dune (1984) (part 9 of 11)

“A textbook example of how not to turn a novel into a movie.”

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Ryan Lohner · Jan 2, 2011

Dune (1984) (part 8 of 11)

“A textbook example of how not to turn a novel into a movie.”

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Ryan Lohner · Jan 2, 2011

Dune (1984) (part 7 of 11)

“A textbook example of how not to turn a novel into a movie.”

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Ryan Lohner · Jan 2, 2011

Dune (1984) (part 6 of 11)

“A textbook example of how not to turn a novel into a movie.”

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Ryan Lohner · Jan 2, 2011

Dune (1984) (part 5 of 11)

“A textbook example of how not to turn a novel into a movie.”

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Ryan Lohner · Jan 2, 2011

Dune (1984) (part 4 of 11)

“A textbook example of how not to turn a novel into a movie.”

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Ryan Lohner · Jan 2, 2011

Dune (1984) (part 3 of 11)

“A textbook example of how not to turn a novel into a movie.”

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Ryan Lohner · Jan 2, 2011

Dune (1984) (part 2 of 11)

“A textbook example of how not to turn a novel into a movie.”

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Ryan Lohner · Jan 2, 2011

Dune (1984) (part 1 of 11)

“A textbook example of how not to turn a novel into a movie.”