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Tagged: Jon Voight

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· by Film Renegado · Jun 17, 2014

VIDEO: Baby Geniuses and the Treasures of Egypt (2014)

It's here! The long-awaited sequel that nobody wanted. The Baby Squad continues their mission as Big Baby escapes from prison to commit exactly the same crimes as before. Will they finally stop him for good? And why is Jon Voight still in these movies?

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· by Cinema Slob · Aug 27, 2012

VIDEO: Transformers (2007)

As we all know, 2007's Transformers is a classic of modern cinema, and the magnum opus of master auteur Michael Bay, starring one of the greatest actors of our generation, Shia LaBeouf! It's also the debut review of the Cinema Slob--No, not the Cinema Snob. Confused? Then watch the video, where the Snob himself, Brad Jones makes a special appearance to explain it all for you!

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· by Sofie Liv · Apr 18, 2012

VIDEO: Transformers (2007)

Sofie takes on Michael Bay and his big, dumb, loud first entry in the Transformers series, starring Shia LaBeouf as a high school kid who befriends alien robots and, even more unbelievably, dates Megan Fox. While not as horrible as the two sequels, it's still full of enough obnoxious humor (an Autobot pisses on John Turturro's head! On camera!) to make it a chore to sit through.

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· by Ryan Lohner · Jul 10, 2003

Anaconda (1997) (part 5 of 5)

"This movie can bore you in a thousand ways!"

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· by Ryan Lohner · Jul 10, 2003

Anaconda (1997) (part 4 of 5)

"This movie can bore you in a thousand ways!"

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· by Ryan Lohner · Jul 10, 2003

Anaconda (1997) (part 3 of 5)

"This movie can bore you in a thousand ways!"

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· by Ryan Lohner · Jul 10, 2003

Anaconda (1997) (part 2 of 5)

"This movie can bore you in a thousand ways!"

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· by Ryan Lohner · Jul 10, 2003

Anaconda (1997) (part 1 of 5)

"This movie can bore you in a thousand ways!"

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· by Jessica Ritchey · Jun 5, 2003

Eternity (1989) (part 4 of 4)

"I'll spare myself the strain of rolling my eyeballs, because I suspect I would have to do so after every line of dialogue that comes out of Jon Voight's mouth."

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· by Jessica Ritchey · Jun 5, 2003

Eternity (1989) (part 3 of 4)

"I'll spare myself the strain of rolling my eyeballs, because I suspect I would have to do so after every line of dialogue that comes out of Jon Voight's mouth."

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· by Jessica Ritchey · Jun 5, 2003

Eternity (1989) (part 2 of 4)

"I'll spare myself the strain of rolling my eyeballs, because I suspect I would have to do so after every line of dialogue that comes out of Jon Voight's mouth."

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· by Jessica Ritchey · Jun 5, 2003

Eternity (1989) (part 1 of 4)

"I'll spare myself the strain of rolling my eyeballs, because I suspect I would have to do so after every line of dialogue that comes out of Jon Voight's mouth."