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President Obama accidentally reveals the truth about aliens. Like, the outer space kind. It's all right there plain as the ears on his face if you only listen closely, study the body language, and forget to take your medication.
THE BACHELOR RECAP: Wedding Crashers, Goat Milkers, and Jimmy Kimmel (S19:E3)
Jimmy Kimmel wants to make love to Jennifer Anniston on the set of Friends
LaVar Burton ruins your child's love of Mario Lopez
NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio Croaks His Way From the South Bay to the Valley
Morning Sideboob: Shailene Woodley Is Homeless
Watch Jimmy Kimmel Keep Poking Hillary Clinton With A Stick (Video)
Come Watch Jimmy Kimmel's Star-Studded Post-Oscars Show Of Terribly Not Funny!
Jimmy Kimmel Finds People Willing To Say Kind Things On The Occasion Of FDR's 'Death' Yesterday
Everybody At The Emmys Is Literally A Shining Star