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Baptist University To Professor: Being A Beardo Is Cool, Being On A Beer Can Is Not
Here Is How You Cook And Eat An Adorable Baby Leg Of Lamb, For Jesus
WND Finds Duggar Daughters' Secret Of Happy Families. Spoiler: It's Jesus
Child Star From 'Two And A Half Men' Sad About Filthy Show, Still Happy About His Mounds Of Cash
Three Statues Worse Than Aberdeen, Washington's New 'Kurt Cobain Jesus'
Duck Dynasty Is The New 'White Santa' And Now There Is So Much Derp
People Who Love Wes Anderson Will Love This New Wes Anderson Short Film
Kids These Days Will Love Shopping At These Hip New Stores With All The Fetuses
Some Fine Art For Your Christian Home To Remind You Jesus Is Watching When You Have Sex With A Tiger
Minneapolis: A Mayoral Candidate In Every Lake And A Coffee Cup In Every Hand