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Tagged: Jennifer Lopez

· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Sep 4, 2019

Hit or Bomb? September 2019 movie predictions

September is typically when the prime moviegoing audience is too busy heading back to school to head to the theater, and the studios schedule their major releases accordingly. This year, it’s all about a killer klown… and not much else.…

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· by Sara Benincasa · Jun 13, 2014

Morning Sideboob: Kendall and Kylie Jenner Boogie With Tyler, the Creator

Morning Sideboob: Kendall and Kylie Jenner Boogie With Tyler, the Creator

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· by M. Reyes · Jun 3, 2014

Morning Sideboob: Burglars Break into Miley Cyrus’ House and Lift Her Maserati

Morning Sideboob: Burglars Break into Miley Cyrus’ House and Lift Her Maserati

· by M. Reyes · May 21, 2014

Morning Sideboob: JLo Declines JLaw’s Request to Dance

Morning Sideboob: JLo Declines JLaw's Request to Dance

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· by Michelle McCarthy · Feb 26, 2014

Morning Sideboob: Taylor Swift and Lorde BFFs Por Vida

Morning Sideboob: Taylor Swift and Lorde BFFs Por Vida

· by Michelle McCarthy · Feb 18, 2014

Morning Sideboob: Rosie Perez Calls JLo a Ghetto Biatch

Morning Sideboob: Rosie Perez Calls JLo a Ghetto Biatch

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· by Michelle McCarthy · Feb 4, 2014

Morning Sideboob: Diddy Rings in the New Year

Morning Sideboob: Diddy Rings in the New Year

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· by Michelle McCarthy · Jan 27, 2014

Morning Sideboob: Jennifer Lopez’s Vocal Violation

Morning Sideboob: Jennifer Lopez's Vocal Violation

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· by Lisa Needham · Sep 16, 2013

Red Carpet Crop Tops Are Wrecking Everything

Red Carpet Crop Tops Are Wrecking Everything

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· by Johnny Oldschool · Aug 25, 2012

VIDEO: Gigli (2003)

Gigli is an absolute train wreck of a movie about a gangster and a pseudo-lesbian hired to kidnap a federal prosecutor's retarded son. And sure enough, the guy pretending to be mentally handicapped is far more believable than Ben Affleck pretending to be a gangster.

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· by Torgo's Hand · Feb 14, 2004

Gigli (2003) (part 8 of 8)

"We get a loving close-up of the fish in the aquarium eating pieces of Louis' brain. That's an image no romantic comedy is complete without, am I right?"

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· by Ryan Lohner · Feb 14, 2004

Gigli (2003) (part 7 of 8)

"We get a loving close-up of the fish in the aquarium eating pieces of Louis' brain. That's an image no romantic comedy is complete without, am I right?"

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Feb 14, 2004

Gigli (2003) (part 6 of 8)

"We get a loving close-up of the fish in the aquarium eating pieces of Louis' brain. That's an image no romantic comedy is complete without, am I right?"

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· by Ed Harris · Feb 14, 2004

Gigli (2003) (part 5 of 8)

"We get a loving close-up of the fish in the aquarium eating pieces of Louis' brain. That's an image no romantic comedy is complete without, am I right?"

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· by Jessica Ritchey · Feb 14, 2004

Gigli (2003) (part 4 of 8)

"We get a loving close-up of the fish in the aquarium eating pieces of Louis' brain. That's an image no romantic comedy is complete without, am I right?"

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· by David Bowgett · Feb 14, 2004

Gigli (2003) (part 3 of 8)

"We get a loving close-up of the fish in the aquarium eating pieces of Louis' brain. That's an image no romantic comedy is complete without, am I right?"

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· by Jason Sartin · Feb 14, 2004

Gigli (2003) (part 2 of 8)

"We get a loving close-up of the fish in the aquarium eating pieces of Louis' brain. That's an image no romantic comedy is complete without, am I right?"

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Feb 14, 2004

Gigli (2003) (part 1 of 8)

"We get a loving close-up of the fish in the aquarium eating pieces of Louis' brain. That's an image no romantic comedy is complete without, am I right?"

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· by Ryan Lohner · Jul 10, 2003

Anaconda (1997) (part 5 of 5)

"This movie can bore you in a thousand ways!"

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· by Ryan Lohner · Jul 10, 2003

Anaconda (1997) (part 4 of 5)

"This movie can bore you in a thousand ways!"