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Tagged: James Franco

· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Nov 30, 2017

Hit or Bomb? December 2017 movie predictions

It’s December, which means it’s time for the studios to roll out their big family-friendly blockbusters amidst a sea of indie films making their Oscar qualifying runs, but just like last year, there’s a lot less sci-fi and fantasy than…

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · May 3, 2017

Hit or Bomb? May 2017 movie predictions

It’s the start of another month, and time again for another round of box office predictions. But this time around, our predictions should be way easier than usual, because May, for all intents and purposes, is now the official kickoff…

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Nov 30, 2016

Hit or Bomb? December movie predictions

December is the time of the year that brings yule tidings, whatever the hell those are, along with the studio's most family-friendliest blockbusters and their most Oscar-batiest of awards contenders. The release of another Star Wars film is imminent and looms large over this month's releases, but there are still plenty of other films vying for your hard-earned ticket dollars this December.

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· by Chelsey McQuitty · Jun 4, 2015

Oz the Great and Powerful (2013)

“I wish they’d spent as much time working on the storyline as the visuals, but it is what it is.”

Movies / Text

· by Joshua Bell · Dec 19, 2014

North Korea owns Hollywood, apparently

“We can’t send the message that we can be threatened into submission, or that anyone, much less Kim Jong-un, has immunity from satire. ”

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· by Ivan K · Sep 3, 2014

This is the End (2013): Bropocalypse now

“While the actors/friends onscreen are clearly having the time of their lives, it doesn’t really carry over to those of us watching at home.”

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· by Sara Benincasa · Jun 12, 2014

Morning Sideboob: James Franco Wrote A Story About Not Humping Lindsay Lohan

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· by Erik Schlittner · May 27, 2014

Third Generation Coppola Underwhelms with ‘Palo Alto’

Third Generation Coppola Underwhelms with 'Palo Alto'

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· by Lisa Needham · May 22, 2014

Catholic School Principal Must Atone Forever For Sin Of Putting Ellen DeGeneres On School Dance Fliers

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· by M. Reyes · May 1, 2014

Morning Sideboob: Jennifer Lawrence Lost Her Lunch at Madonna’s Oscar After-Party

Morning Sideboob: Jennifer Lawrence Lost Her Lunch at Madonna's Oscar After-Party

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· by M. Reyes · Apr 4, 2014

Morning Sideboob: James Franco Stars in ‘To Catch a Predator’

Morning Sideboob: James Franco Stars in 'To Catch a Predator'

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· by M. Reyes · Mar 28, 2014

Morning Sideboob: Lindsay Lohan And James Franco? Maybe So, Maybe No

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· by Michelle McCarthy · Feb 10, 2014

Morning Sideboob: Shia LaBeouf Just Can’t Quit You

Morning Sideboob: Shia LaBeouf Just Can't Quit You

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· by Lisa Needham · Feb 3, 2014

Come Celebrate Your Great And Glorious Capitalist Freedom By Watching Super Bowl Ads Again, For America

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· by Erik Schlittner · Dec 4, 2013

In Stunning Box Office Triumph, ‘Homefront’ Turns Jason Statham, Winona Ryder, and James Franco Into Unflavored Oatmeal

In Stunning Box Office Triumph, 'Homefront' Turns Jason Statham, Winona Ryder, and James Franco Into Unflavored Oatmeal

Movie Review / Movies / Videos

· by Sybil Pandemic · Sep 20, 2013

VIDEO: Spider-Man (2002)

Solkir reviews a film starring Willem Dafoe, and some other people.

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· by Lisa Needham · Sep 20, 2013

Celebrity Selfie Of The Day: We Don’t Know What James Franco Is Doing Either

Celebrity Selfie Of The Day: We Don't Know What James Franco Is Doing Either

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· by Unusual Suspect · Sep 6, 2013

VIDEO: Spider-Man 3 (2007)

The Unusual Suspect finishes off the Raimi Spider-Man trilogy with a review of Spider-Man 3! Often regarded as one of the worst superhero films of all time, the Suspect looks at what rubbed people the wrong way.

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· by Michael A. Novelli · Aug 5, 2013

VIDEO: Spring Breakers (2013) Video Review

Following Dr. O'Boogie's text review, Mr. Mendo brings you a more in-depth look at Spring Breakers! Find out for yourself just how screwed up Harmony Korine's most financially successful film to date actually was! (Seriously, this film earned six times its budget worldwide...)

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Jul 30, 2013

Spring Breakers (2013) Text Review

“I’m not sure Spring Breakers is about much of anything, other than its own stunt casting. As the continuing fame of Miley Cyrus proves, there’s nothing the American public eats up quite as voraciously as former teen queens shedding their good girl images, and in that respect, Spring Breakers does not disappoint.”

Tagged: James Franco

Hit or Bomb? December 2017 movie predictions

Hit or Bomb? May 2017 movie predictions

Hit or Bomb? December movie predictions

Oz the Great and Powerful (2013)

North Korea owns Hollywood, apparently

This is the End (2013): Bropocalypse now

Morning Sideboob: James Franco Wrote A Story About Not Humping Lindsay Lohan

Third Generation Coppola Underwhelms with ‘Palo Alto’

Catholic School Principal Must Atone Forever For Sin Of Putting Ellen DeGeneres On School Dance Fliers

Morning Sideboob: Jennifer Lawrence Lost Her Lunch at Madonna’s Oscar After-Party

Morning Sideboob: James Franco Stars in ‘To Catch a Predator’

Morning Sideboob: Lindsay Lohan And James Franco? Maybe So, Maybe No

Morning Sideboob: Shia LaBeouf Just Can’t Quit You

Come Celebrate Your Great And Glorious Capitalist Freedom By Watching Super Bowl Ads Again, For America

In Stunning Box Office Triumph, ‘Homefront’ Turns Jason Statham, Winona Ryder, and James Franco Into Unflavored Oatmeal

VIDEO: Spider-Man (2002)

Celebrity Selfie Of The Day: We Don’t Know What James Franco Is Doing Either

VIDEO: Spider-Man 3 (2007)

VIDEO: Spring Breakers (2013) Video Review

Spring Breakers (2013) Text Review

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