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Move over, Donald! There's someone even louder, brasher, and more obnoxious making a play for the White House!
HNTP presents: Life Lessons for White People. Today's class: Subtle signs that the smiling, laughing, self-effacing black man in front of you might be making a joke, even if he uses a bad word.
Chelsea topless! Wait, not Clinton? Oh well... still, uncensored inside.
Duggars issue kissing challenge, Wonkette responds in Wonkette fashion
Stephen Colbert Warns: ISIS Is In Ur Twitter, Stealin' Ur #Hashtags (Video)
We Can All Stop Yelling At Clippers Owner Donald Sterling Now, Snoop Dogg Is On It
Dispatches From The Dollar Theater
People Much Less Deserving Than You Have Piles Of Cash For Their Stupid Selfie Sandwich Ideas