Previously: Who cares? The movie’s almost over!
Indiana Jones has made it to the inner sanctum. His ex and his son have sort of helped. His old friend, Harold Oxley, found and deciphered the riddles of the crystal skull. A…
Previously: There was a big chase scene wherein nothing anybody did had any causal relationship with anything that came before.
Anyway, our five heroes are sailing to an ancient alien city in a jeep. The adventurers get about thirty seconds…
Previously: Indiana Jones, Marion from the first movie, their son, a crystal skull, John Hurt, aliens, Russians, the Amazon, RPGs, and an amphibious jeep.
Indy, Marion and Mutt all bail out of their truck into a WWII-era Ford GPA. It’s…
Previously: Dr. Spalko forced Indy to look at an alien skull, and this freaked him out a little bit. She threatened Jones, which he laughed at. So she threatened Mutt, which Mutt laughed at. So she brought out Marion Ravenwood.…
Previously: Indiana killed a native, but he was standing in the way of the plot, so it’s okay.
Indy and Mutt wander through your typical Raiders-type set. There’s lots of dust and cobwebs and skeletons and stuff. They come…
Previously: Indiana Jones had a great trilogy that wrapped up perfectly. And then they made this.
Harrison Ford and Shia LaBeouf are pretending to eat at a diner. Shia introduces himself as Mutt, which Indy thinks is a stupid name,…
Previously on Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: Nobody nuked a fridge. And that’s the best that can be said about that.
Indiana is walking through the Nevada hills after his jet/monorail/made-up-thing ride. He spots a…
Most homemade hazmat suit tutorials are purely for costuming purposes and there's not a lot of people who are willing to walk through chemical gases to test if their makeshift suits would protect them from getting burns. Bunch of cowards.
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