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· by Cecil Trachenburg · Dec 21, 2011

VIDEO: Santa with Muscles (1996)

It’s an Agony Booth Christmas Special as Cecil watches Santa with Muscles, starring Hulk Hogan playing against type as a rich buffoon, who falls down a trash chute and starts believing he's Santa Claus. He decides to help out some hapless orphans (among them, Mila Kunis) in danger of having their home demolished by evil germophobe Ed Begley, Jr. A mainstay of the IMDb’s Bottom 100 list for over a decade, is it possible Cecil enjoyed this one? Watch and find out!

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Dec 24, 2003

Santa with Muscles (1996) (part 11 of 11)

"Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when Santa and his eight tiny reindeer run wild on you??"

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Dec 24, 2003

Santa with Muscles (1996) (part 10 of 11)

"Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when Santa and his eight tiny reindeer run wild on you??"

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Dec 24, 2003

Santa with Muscles (1996) (part 9 of 11)

"Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when Santa and his eight tiny reindeer run wild on you??"

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Dec 24, 2003

Santa with Muscles (1996) (part 8 of 11)

"Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when Santa and his eight tiny reindeer run wild on you??"

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Dec 24, 2003

Santa with Muscles (1996) (part 7 of 11)

"Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when Santa and his eight tiny reindeer run wild on you??"

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Dec 24, 2003

Santa with Muscles (1996) (part 6 of 11)

"Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when Santa and his eight tiny reindeer run wild on you??"

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Dec 24, 2003

Santa with Muscles (1996) (part 5 of 11)

"Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when Santa and his eight tiny reindeer run wild on you??"

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Dec 24, 2003

Santa with Muscles (1996) (part 4 of 11)

"Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when Santa and his eight tiny reindeer run wild on you??"

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Dec 24, 2003

Santa with Muscles (1996) (part 3 of 11)

"Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when Santa and his eight tiny reindeer run wild on you??"

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Dec 24, 2003

Santa with Muscles (1996) (part 2 of 11)

"Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when Santa and his eight tiny reindeer run wild on you??"

Movie Recap / Movies / Text

· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Dec 24, 2003

Santa with Muscles (1996) (part 1 of 11)

"Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when Santa and his eight tiny reindeer run wild on you??"