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How I Met Your Mother isn't coming back, and How I Met Your Father won't ever exist, but the show runners have come up with something new. Well, sort of new, maybe.
Want to enjoy all the benefits of good booze and an awesome night of bar-hopping without the inevitable hangover and humiliation that comes from poor life choices made? HNTP is here to help! We review seven of television's most notorious watering holes and help you to decide whether they are worth your hard-earned happy hour dollars.
Pirates are stealing America's greatest treasure!
Top 10 Most Embarrassing TV Moments of 2014
Cramming New Ads into Old Music Videos... Or, These Singers Weren't Using Their Artist Integrity Anyway
Homer Simpson is smarter than Ted Mosby... and richer, too
Fake death, real tears
Monday Link Love: Sad Dads, Dead Stars, And Things Long Anticipated