We finally really did it! But come on, how many systems of government last for 241 years straight? I think we did a pretty good job, all things considered.
The real world isn't quite as far from the Seven Kingdoms as you might think. In fact, many of the characters are shockingly similar...
Trump/Everdeen? Clinton/Organa? Which of your favorite characters from movies and TV would make the best vice presidential candidates in this craptacular election year?
As promised, we're back with every question and every answer from hour two of the Republican presidential candidates' debate, in snarky recap form!
Every question, every answer! HNTP presents the entire first hour of the GOP in snarky recap form. (Part 2 coming soon.)
Tuesday in the Blurbs
Jon Stewart Celebrates Fox & CNN For 'Exclusive' Hillary Interviews (Video)
Morning Sideboob: Miley Cyrus Is Almost Naked
Stephen Colbert's Many Weird Tricks For Defeating Hillary Clinton (Video)
Stephen Colbert Is Worried About Karl Rove's Brain (Video)
Watch Jon Stewart Imagine The Possible Bush-Clinton 2016 Matchup You've All Been Waiting For (Video)
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Joe Biden Rides His Vette To The WHCD Edition
Come Help Us Speculate Wildly About Who Will Play Barbie In Her Big Screen Debut
Jon Stewart Has Feelings About Lady Politicians And Their Hysterical Emotions (Video)
Thank God Stephen Colbert Came Back From Vacation In Time To Talk About Hillary Scheduling Chelsea's Baby
Watch Jimmy Kimmel Keep Poking Hillary Clinton With A Stick (Video)
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Painfully Obvious Advice Edition
Stephen Colbert Agrees With Bill O'Reilly: Ladies Can't Be President Because They Pee Sitting Down
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Ross Douthat Rolls Over, Plays Dead Edition
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Everyone Just Pipe Down Edition