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Look Ma, no puns! Instead, we've got prequels, sequels, mythology, prophecy, and when it's better Not To Know.
“If you’ve been waiting decades for the return of your favorite franchises, there’s a good chance you’ll be pleased by what’s coming in the next few years. But there’s a much better chance you won’t, because it’s all going to be terrible.”
“Yeah, he might look cute. But while fighting for the people of Grpnlp at the Battle of Plorvox 12, he racked up a body count that would make Rambo shit himself!”
Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Maureen Dowd Goes Dancing Edition
“Could Anchorman 2 be the end of Will Ferrell’s over-hyped career? In a nutshell: yes. Or, at least, it should be.”
“True to the title, the movie does give you cowboys, and it does give you aliens, but not a whole heck of a lot else.”
“Unfortunately, Ender is the only one who ever becomes fleshed out in three-dimensional form, with the rest of the cast seemingly there only to justify his bloody-yet-brilliant existence. It’s like having a high performance sports car and only being able to race it against family minivans.”
You Don't Know Jack: The Many Faces Of Jack Ryan
A HappyNiceTime Thought Experiment: Would You Rather Interview Angry Harrison Ford Or Incoherent Harrison Ford?