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There are few things I long for more than for Fran Lebowitz to actually finish the book she has supposedly been writing since before some of you were born. She is an impressive 29 YEARS LATE in getting it to…
Britney Spears Continues Her Sorta Sexy Yet Deeply Confusing Trip Through Past Starlets
Today In New Sounds: Guilty Simpson and Small Professor
Monday Link Love: Legos, Ladies, And Kittens We Did Not Really Need
We Are All Terrible And Beautiful: Ivy Pochoda's Visitation Street
Because It Has Been Too Long Since You Watched Grace Jones Bite Adam Ant's Ear Off
Celebrity Selfie Of The Day: What On Earth Is Val Kilmer Doing?
Live Long And Prosper: Happy Birthday Lauren Bacall
Here Are Your Happy Nice Time Launch Party Pictures Of Spilled Beer And Vomit
Racists Wonder How America Can Still Be Free If White Lady Doesn't Win Beauty Pageant
Red Carpet Crop Tops Are Wrecking Everything
'March': John Lewis Does A Civil Rights Memoir As A Graphic Novel
Your Utterly Arbitrary Best of 2013 Wax Cylinder Releases Thus Far
So Minneapolis did A Thing a few years ago and implemented Instant Runoff Voting, which means that errrrebody can get on the ballot to run for mayor because there is no primary. The filing fee is a whopping $20, so…
Paris Hilton Has Stolen Leeloo's Multipass
Tina Brown As Bad At Charity As She Is At Running Magazines And Websites
It's A Happy Nice Time Party Who Could Ask For More?
Valerie Harper, currently in some sort of happy nice time remission from her dumb brain cancer, joins the cast of “Dancing With the Stars” Monday night at 8 p.m. on ABC. That makes this a perfect time to talk at …
Lowered Expectations: Elvis Costello And The Roots - Wise Up Ghost
Heather Locklear Is Britney Spears' Ghost Of Christmas Future