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Glenn Beck is sick in the head. Literally.
Goodbye, CNN Headline News… Hello, The Blaze?
Ron Paul Will Act at You in Atlas Shrugged: Part III
Exene Cervenka Is Probably A 9/11 And Sandy Hook Truther Now And We Are Sad
Ronan Farrow, Glenn Beck Both Support Bullied 9-Year-Old Brony; Can Middle East Peace Be Far Behind?
Where Art Is Concerned, London Mayor Is Sure George Clooney Is Just Like Hitler
We feel like we have been waiting all our lives for a good serious Theodore Roosevelt biopic, because that shit will be an action-packed laugh-a-minute joy ride. Finally, our prayers are answered as Dreamworks is set to adapt the new…
Glenn Beck Previews The New Leonardo DiCaprio Flick And Gives It Zero Stars Before It Actually Exists