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Tagged: George Clooney

· by Daniel Dockery · Feb 15, 2017

Bad Superhero Movie Showdown 1997: Batman & Robin vs. Spawn

Welcome to the Agony Booth’s second ever Bad Superhero Movie Showdown, in which we compare two justifiably reviled superhero movies to definitively answer the question of which one fails the most. If the exact tone of Batman Forever had…

Movie Review / Movies / Text

· by Chelsey McQuitty · Feb 18, 2016

Tomorrowland (2015)

“So destroying a machine that’s beaming negative thoughts into our heads will somehow cause global warming to stop?”

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· by M. Reyes · Apr 28, 2014

Morning Sideboob: George Clooney Finally Caves and Gets Engaged

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· by Lisa Needham · Feb 14, 2014

Where Art Is Concerned, London Mayor Is Sure George Clooney Is Just Like Hitler

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· by Michelle McCarthy · Feb 7, 2014

Morning Sideboob: Ashton Kutcher and Charlie Sheen Twitter Fight It Out

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· by Lisa Needham · Jan 13, 2014

Everybody Was Drunk At The Golden Globes Just Like We All Were At Home

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· by Joshua Bell · Dec 15, 2013

Gravity (2013)

“Finding myself taking the ‘it’s a great visual experience, the story is secondary to that’ stance this time around vaguely disturbs me.”

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· by Lisa Needham · Oct 18, 2013

Point, Counterpoint: Shut Up Rebecca Because Frank Sinatra Is The Best

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· by Lisa Needham · Oct 16, 2013

If Sandra Bullock And Alfonso Cuaron Do Not Win Oscars For ‘Gravity,’ Blood Will Run In The Streets

If Sandra Bullock And Alfonso Cuaron Do Not Win Oscars For 'Gravity,' Blood Will Run In The Streets

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· by Sybil Pandemic · May 9, 2013

VIDEO: Batman & Robin (1997)

Solkir reviews one of the stupidest superhero movies ever made, Batman & Robin. But instead of screaming for twenty minutes about the terrible puns, he attempts to analyze this film in a more logical, detached way, and discovers... it's still horrible.

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· by Film Renegado · Aug 28, 2012

VIDEO: Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003)

Juni Cortez enters a virtual reality game where he must stop the evil Toy Maker, played by a confused and over the top Sylvester Stallone... who also plays his own henchmen? Not only that, but there are brief appearances from the likes of Selena Gomez, George Clooney, Salma Hayek, and Elijah Wood. Can the Renegado survive the ridiculous plot and endless parade of awful cameos?

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· by Film Renegado · Jul 30, 2012

VIDEO: Spy Kids (2001)

In this episode, Renegado begins a retrospective of the original Spy Kids trilogy. In the first installment, Gregorio (Antonio Banderas) and Ingrid Cortez (Carla Gugino) are international spies that have to be rescued by their kids, who become spies themselves and save their parents from the silly clutches of the evil mastermind Floop (Alan Cumming).