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Caitlyn sides with Mike Huckabee and Michelle Duggar on that whole icky gay marriage thing and why are those queers so obsessed with calling their little relationships "marriage" anyway?
Patrick Stewart has something to say about a baker in Northern Ireland who refused to write a pro-gay slogan on a cake depicting an image of Bert and Ernie.
We can't say the Republicans didn't warn us... Marriage equality finally destroys not one, but two straight marriages! And Hollywood thinks we should find this funny?! Yeah, okay, we're game. With two powerhouses in the title roles, Grace and Frankie may succeed if the writers can rise to the level of their leads.
Duggars issue kissing challenge, Wonkette responds in Wonkette fashion
Indiana Is Your New Gayest State Today! Hooray!
Stephen Colbert Warns Of Lesbian Throuple Threat To Traditional Marriage (Video)
Duck Dynasty Is The New 'White Santa' And Now There Is So Much Derp
Barack Obama Puts Duck Dynasty Guy In Free Speech Prison