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Suddenly, New York was full of unemployed ninjas without the life skills to switch to a less stabby career.
David returns from an extended hiatus with a rather appropriate review of Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, the epic animated adaptation of Frank Miller’s seminal graphic novel where a seasoned Batman comes out of retirement
Sybil shows how much smarter she is than you with a movie that's more clever than you think it is.
The Motion Picture Association Of America Wants To Stop You From Seeing Eva Green's Boobs