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The dark secret at the heart of the new Wayward Pines "companion series" is that product placement trumps everything else.
Now that Ethan knows the truth, will he be able to stop the conspirators from taking down the fence without have to reckon them?
Looks like your favorite moderately successful ten part mini-series currently on Fox might possibly get a second chance season (or it might not). The bad news is it doesn't look like any of the award-winning cast is coming back.
WAYWARD PINES: The Crying of Plot 33
We've been promised “the truth,” but lots of shows make promises they can't keep. Will Wayward Pines deliver? And will it be enough to convince Ethan and his family to accept the Wayward Pines way of life forever?
Wayward Pines has a nifty jobs plan that pretty much guarantees 100% employment through murder. Also, the schools are REALLY into teaching to the test.
Satan himself is coming to FOX... yeah, yeah, you're making a Rupert Murdoch joke in your head, we know. But no, this Devil is getting his own hour-long dramedy, and you better believe the Christian Right is raising hell.
In week three, Ethan's wife and kid find themselves sucked into Wayward Pines, but Ethan doesn't bother to tell them anything that might keep them from getting killed. Shockingly, that plan backfires on him. Before it's all over, someone is dead and a perfectly good escape attempt is ruined.
In the second episode of Wayward Pines, Ethan and Beverly fail to escape, but at least they get an awkward and inexplicable dinner invitation out of it. Also, you'll be totally shocked to learn the sheriff is a bad guy.
What the Hell Is There to Watch This Summer?
Welcome to Wayward Pines. It's got a two-word title and northwestern exposure like Twin Peaks, people are stuck in a mysterious place like Lost, and it has secret agents like The Prisoner. The only things missing are humor, originality, wit and irony. But it's an M. Night Shyamalan joint so what did you expect?
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