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Penguin crashes Theo's election party, because it ain't a Gotham party until at least a dozen random bystanders are brutally murdered.
When Booth and Bones come to Sleepy Hollow, even an army of zombies somehow can't keep this crossover interesting.
Oh no, Hakeem got kidnapp-- oh wait, no, he's back already. So... what are we gonna do with the next 45 minutes of this episode?
Mysteries abound! Is #2 speaking from the beyond the grave? Did Dean Munsch kill her ex? Will any of these plots have proper motive and characterization?
Let's all give Butch a hand for trying to infiltrate Theo's gang, even if it didn't go all that well for him. Also, Cat is getting all Catwoman-ish to help Firefly.
Simon Cowell has found a new home, and don't pretend you're not excited. If you didn't enjoy people making funny of those poor, undertalented souls who pour their hearts and souls into entertaining you on television only to fail miserably, you wouldn't be here at HNTP.
When the tooth fairy comes prowling around Sleepy Hollow, you'll learn just how important flossing really is.
Det. Gordon, who you don't care about because he's not the Penguin, faces off with a new villain called Firefly, who you don't care about because he's not the Penguin.
If you think they know how to throw an office party on Mad Men, you ain't seen nothing yet.
It's election day in the Kappa sorority house so let's celebrate with Seven Minutes in Heaven, Spin the Bottle, and good ol' fashioned Truth or Dare.
It's Vega's birthday, and Dash gets a vision of her murder... except he doesn't, and nothing in the vision could have happened if he didn't have the vision in the first place, and why'd she put the watch in her own murder museum in the first place, and none of this crap make sense, but enjoy it anyway.
When you're having trouble coming up with a monster of the week, why not just smush together two from last season? Toss in an evil dagger, some mumbo-jumbo about Jack the Ripper, and stir.
When the FBI comes a-knockin', Lucious and Cookie put aside their differences, call a truce, and decide to co-produce a music video together. It doesn't go well.
Like his character on "Grandfathered," John Stamos admits that he is ready to be settle down. Let's play matchmaker and decide with whom!
Detective Jim Gordon is moving up in the world under the wing of Gotham's new top cop. Meanwhile, kidnapping Penguin's mother seems like an especially dumb move on behalf of the city's new top bad guy.
There's a secret-eating monster on the loose in Sleepy Hollow, and it's totally ruining Ichabod's dinner with Abbie.
Lucious invites the family over for dinner to celebrate his homecoming from prison. He's also got a plan to sabotage Cookie's new label and destroy it from the inside out, as if she wasn't doing that already.
Ever been kind of a dick to your wife? Congratulations, you're not on a police watchlist for future crimes. Also the Constitution no longer applies to you. But on the plus side, Dash is officially working with the police depatrment once again.