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· by Michael A. Novelli · Mar 11, 2017

VIDEO: Foxy Nudes (2004): The most disturbing hentai about media conspiracies ever?

Let’s take things back to the more innocent time of 2004, when the idea that the media might be lying to us was still just a sexy, sexy fantasy! The Hack Attack is back, baby!…

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· by Rick Lewis · Aug 11, 2015

17 CANDIDATES AND COUNTING: Everything that Sucks about America

As promised, we're back with every question and every answer from hour two of the Republican presidential candidates' debate, in snarky recap form!

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· by Rick Lewis · Aug 7, 2015

17 CANDIDATES AND COUNTING: Showdown in Cleveland

Every question, every answer! HNTP presents the entire first hour of the GOP in snarky recap form. (Part 2 coming soon.)

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· by Rick Lewis · Jul 3, 2015

Geraldo compares Donald Trump’s presidential campaign to 9/11… but in a good way

From FOX News to Reelz, Trump's defenders aren't doing the Donald any good. In fact, getting Miss USA back on the air could be one Trump's worst financial deals ever.

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· by Susan Velazquez · Jun 4, 2015

The Duggar Family Was Interviewed by Megyn Kelly and It Went Exactly As You Would Expect

In their first interview since we learned Josh was touching little girls, did the Duggars a) blame the media, b) use the Bible to minimize Josh's actions, c) avoid any and all hard questions, or d) all the of the above?

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· by Rick Lewis · Jun 1, 2015

FOX News’s Most Accurately Named Show Gets a Second Season

“Legends And Lies”… Could there be a more perfect name for a FOX News show? I’d never heard of it before now. Sadly, it’s not about Ronald Reagan banging Gorbachev’s wife so hard that the Iron Curtain fell down, but about the Old West.

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· by Rick Lewis · Sep 27, 2014

Reese Witherspoon loves Tina Fey almost as much as we do

Reese Witherspoon loves Tina Fey almost as much as we do

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· by Rick Lewis · Sep 25, 2014

Obama and Benghazi to blame for NFL scandals, says TV’s Kevin Sorbo

Obama and Benghazi to blame for NFL scandals, says TV's Kevin Sorbo

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· by Rick Lewis · Sep 22, 2014

Fox & Friends’ passionate defense of children’s cartoon characters quickly descends into hyperbole and racism

Fox & Friends' passionate defense of children's cartoon characters quickly descends into hyperbole and racism

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· by Rick Lewis · Sep 15, 2014

FOX News unsure if 160 is more or less than zero

FOX News unsure if 160 is more or less than zero

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· by Rick Lewis · Sep 12, 2014

Of all the things Sarah Palin has to apologize about, this ain’t one of them

Of all the things Sarah Palin has to apologize about, this ain't one of them

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· by Rick Lewis · Sep 8, 2014

Helpful Tips from FOX News: How to beat your woman and get away with it

Helpful Tips from FOX News: How to beat your woman and get away with it

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· by Rick Lewis · Aug 25, 2014

Goodbye, CNN Headline News… Hello, The Blaze?

Goodbye, CNN Headline News… Hello, The Blaze?

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· by Rick Lewis · Aug 22, 2014

Keith Ablow will make you want to literally throw up

Keith Ablow will make you want to literally throw up

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· by Rick Lewis · Aug 14, 2014

Learn to be a better black person, the FOX News way!

Learn to be a better black person, the FOX News way!

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· by Rick Lewis · Aug 12, 2014

Wonkette serves Neil Cavuto a nutritious knuckle sandwich

Wonkette serves Neil Cavuto a nutritious knuckle sandwich

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· by Kaili Joy Gray · Jul 16, 2014

Megyn Kelly Knows White Santa Is Real, Has Serious Doubts About Women’s ‘Health’

Megyn Kelly Knows White Santa Is Real, Has Serious Doubts About Women's 'Health'

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· by Dok Zoom · Jun 10, 2014

Jon Stewart Rushes To Judge The Rush To Judgment On Bergdahl (Video)

Jon Stewart Rushes To Judge The Rush To Judgment On Bergdahl (Video)

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· by Dok Zoom · Jun 4, 2014

Jon Stewart To Fox: Way To Welcome Home A Traveling Soldier (Video)

Jon Stewart To Fox: Way To Welcome Home A Traveling Soldier (Video)

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· by Dok Zoom · May 6, 2014

Jon Stewart Napalms Fox & GOP For Selective Benghazi Outrage (Video)

Jon Stewart Napalms Fox & GOP For Selective Benghazi Outrage (Video)