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Let’s take things back to the more innocent time of 2004, when the idea that the media might be lying to us was still just a sexy, sexy fantasy! The Hack Attack is back, baby!…
As promised, we're back with every question and every answer from hour two of the Republican presidential candidates' debate, in snarky recap form!
Every question, every answer! HNTP presents the entire first hour of the GOP in snarky recap form. (Part 2 coming soon.)
From FOX News to Reelz, Trump's defenders aren't doing the Donald any good. In fact, getting Miss USA back on the air could be one Trump's worst financial deals ever.
In their first interview since we learned Josh was touching little girls, did the Duggars a) blame the media, b) use the Bible to minimize Josh's actions, c) avoid any and all hard questions, or d) all the of the above?
“Legends And Lies”… Could there be a more perfect name for a FOX News show? I’d never heard of it before now. Sadly, it’s not about Ronald Reagan banging Gorbachev’s wife so hard that the Iron Curtain fell down, but about the Old West.
Reese Witherspoon loves Tina Fey almost as much as we do
Obama and Benghazi to blame for NFL scandals, says TV's Kevin Sorbo
Fox & Friends' passionate defense of children's cartoon characters quickly descends into hyperbole and racism
FOX News unsure if 160 is more or less than zero
Of all the things Sarah Palin has to apologize about, this ain't one of them
Helpful Tips from FOX News: How to beat your woman and get away with it
Goodbye, CNN Headline News… Hello, The Blaze?
Keith Ablow will make you want to literally throw up
Learn to be a better black person, the FOX News way!
Wonkette serves Neil Cavuto a nutritious knuckle sandwich
Megyn Kelly Knows White Santa Is Real, Has Serious Doubts About Women's 'Health'
Jon Stewart Rushes To Judge The Rush To Judgment On Bergdahl (Video)
Jon Stewart To Fox: Way To Welcome Home A Traveling Soldier (Video)
Jon Stewart Napalms Fox & GOP For Selective Benghazi Outrage (Video)