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Sportsball Time! USA v Ghana Twitter Recap
Now That I'm Married, My Friends Ignore Me!
KFC Corporate Headquarters Briefly Restores Faith In Humanity (No, We Are Serious)
Recipe: Sexy Brazilian World Cup Chimichurri
Jon Stewart Can't Believe They Got The Original 'Wrong On Iraq' Band Back Together (Video)
Awesome Pick-Up Artist Moves From An Actual Hot Human Woman (Video)
Watch Stephen Hawking Vaporize John Oliver With Science, Death Robots (Video)
Fargo Is The Greatest Show Currently On Television (Video)
Kickstarter ... Wait, No, Change.org Petition To Get Eric Cantor On Dancing With The Stars (Video)
You People And Your Problems: 'I Haven't Had Sex In A Year!'
John Oliver Tackles That American Football Team With The Racist Name (Video)
Everything Just Sort of Works Out for Schlubby Jon Favreau in Jon Favreau's "Chef"
Hi Dad! I'm Bisexual! How's Your Day Going?
How I Gave Up Cats And Became A Dog Person
Here Is Chelsea Clinton Earning Her $600K By Talking To A Gecko
How I Learned To Like Soccer or The World Cup Is Freaking Awesome
Feminist Bros Vlog About 'The Expendables 3'
Tesla Just Giving Away Patents Like It's No Big Deal
The DirecTV Puppet Commercials Were Probably Made By A Sociopath
Stephen Colbert Is Ready To De-Poutinize Canadian Anchor Baby Ted Cruz (Video)