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· by Sara Benincasa · Jul 17, 2014

What Is Really Happening in Gustav Klimt’s ‘The Kiss’?

What Is Really Happening in Gustav Klimt's 'The Kiss'?

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· by Sara Benincasa · Jul 16, 2014

Let’s Imagine What This Puppy Is Thinking

Let's Imagine What This Puppy Is Thinking

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· by Sara Benincasa · Jul 16, 2014

Quitting Gluten: The 5 Stages Of Grief

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· by Sara Benincasa · Jul 16, 2014

10 Things Derek Jeter Can Finally Focus On Now That He’s Retired

10 Things Derek Jeter Can Finally Focus On Now That He's Retired

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· by Sara Benincasa · Jul 15, 2014

An Open Letter To People Who Water Their Lawns During A Drought

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· by Sara Benincasa · Jul 15, 2014

Stuff That Makes Ex-New Yorkers Miss NYC

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· by Sara Benincasa · Jul 14, 2014

Quitting Coffee: The 5 Stages Of Grief

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· by Kaili Joy Gray · Jul 11, 2014

I am Mad About a Thing: Sweet sea-parting Moses, don’t tell Jews how to Jew

Hi. I am a Jew. Are you? Great. Then you probably already understand what I have to say, but you’ll at least want to stick around for the dirty joke.* And if you’re not, you can stick around for the…

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· by Sara Benincasa · Jul 11, 2014

Let’s Imagine A Terrible Backstory For This J. Crew Model

Let's Imagine A Terrible Backstory For This J. Crew Model

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· by Sara Benincasa · Jul 11, 2014

You People And Your Problems: ‘Am I Depressed Or Do I Just Hate My Job?’

You People And Your Problems: 'Am I Depressed Or Do I Just Hate My Job?'

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· by Sara Benincasa · Jul 10, 2014

Watch This Sexy Killer Ninja Dance His Face Off (Video)

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· by Sara Benincasa · Jul 10, 2014

Let’s Imagine A Terrible Backstory For This Anthropologie Model

Let's Imagine A Terrible Backstory For This Anthropologie Model

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· by Sara Benincasa · Jul 10, 2014

You People and Your Problems “My man's ex is a maniac!”

Here at the Agony Booth, we’re not afraid to be servicey. Email us with your advice questions on any topic. Now, on to a query from a gal who is dealing with serious baby mama drama from her gentleman caller’s …