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· by Rick Lewis · Aug 26, 2015

Josh Duggar likes rough sex, willing to pay extra for it

Josh Duggar has checked into rehab, just like a real celebrity! Meanwhile, out here in the big bad world, an adult porn star is coming clean about dirty, twisted, violent sex with good ol' Joshie-boy.

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· by Rick Lewis · Jun 15, 2015

Amazon’s Newest Sitcom Hits Facebook for Free Tonight

Like raunchy, dark humor? Starting tonight at 7:00 p.m. Eastern, you can check out the full pilot episode of the upcoming Amazon Prime sitcom Catastrophe on Facebook, of all places.

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· by Sara Benincasa · Jun 27, 2014

If You Don’t Like Baby Photos, You Are An Actual Human-Shaped Monster

If You Don't Like Baby Photos, You Are An Actual Human-Shaped Monster

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· by Dok Zoom · Jun 25, 2014

Stephen Colbert Warns: ISIS Is In Ur Twitter, Stealin' Ur #Hashtags (Video)

Stephen Colbert Warns: ISIS Is In Ur Twitter, Stealin' Ur #Hashtags (Video)

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· by Sara Benincasa · Jun 5, 2014

Throwback Thursday: Show Us Your Pics!

Throwback Thursday: Show Us Your Pics!

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· by Lisa Needham · May 6, 2014

Tech Crunch Keynote Guy Is Walking Talking Buzzword-Driven Nonsense Machine

Tech Crunch Keynote Guy Is Walking Talking Buzzword-Driven Nonsense Machine

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· by Lisa Needham · Feb 28, 2014

Child Finds Out That Loose Facebook Lips Sink Daddy’s Lawsuit Settlement Ship

Child Finds Out That Loose Facebook Lips Sink Daddy's Lawsuit Settlement Ship

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· by Lisa Needham · Feb 28, 2014

From Now On You Will Live In Fear That Sprint Employees Will Upload Your Sexytime Photos To Your Facebook

From Now On You Will Live In Fear That Sprint Employees Will Upload Your Sexytime Photos To Your Facebook

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· by Fitzgerald Chesterfield · Feb 25, 2014

Virginia State Senator Should Leave Irony To The Professionals, ‘Parasites’ Out Of The Wombs Of ‘Hosts’

Virginia State Senator Should Leave Irony To The Professionals, 'Parasites' Out Of The Wombs Of 'Hosts'

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· by Lisa Needham · Nov 8, 2013

Randi Zuckerberg Is Making No Sense So Please Enjoy This Lovely Video In The Meantime

Randi Zuckerberg Is Making No Sense So Please Enjoy This Lovely Video In The Meantime